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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Heartbreakers is under new ownership. I was a regular here for years and had a great time, since I knew the bartenders, bouncers and most of the girls pretty well. It is located in West Allis, WI, which is VERY restrictive as far as contact. There are no private areas, and if you want a dance. it goes on to the side of the bar area on a little stool/stage set up that has a brass bar between the girl and the customer. Generally, most of the girls will rate 6 or 7, but you will have the occasional knock out and the occasional train wreck. Not a bad place to stop in for a few drinks to sit by the stage, but if your looking for a decent lapper, there are better places to go.

This club could rate higher, but the local laws concerning contact are so restricting that it is tough for this to be a really fun club. If you are OK with a load of girls dancing with mild (sometimes Stevies) contact at the rail, then you might dig this place. If you like VIP and private dances, this place is not for you.

On the plus side, the girls tend to be good looking and there seems to always be a little something for anyone's tastes. In most cases the atmosphere is fun and upbeat. The weekday lunch crowd used to be pretty good here as they have great lunch sandwiches, but over the past few years the lunch crowd during the week has slowed down quite a bit.

Drink prices are very fair, almost like a normal bar. Weekend traffic is much higher and the FUN quotient is jacked up quite a bit starting Thursday night.

I would consider the place clean and the staff friendly and helpful and the girls pretty hot, but the club is just not able to compete contact-wise with just about any other club in the area.

Went here on a Wednesday night around 7pm. 5 very average dancers working. Nobody was watching them on stage though. 3 Dancers were hanging on what I assumed to be regulars. The other 2 were staying to themselves all night. Nobody tipped them unitl they made the dollar walk around to everyone. The place was clean, nice decor, but not much else good can be said. When I got there, I waited for someone to serve me a beer, but ended up getting it mysself. A little service might help. The girls ignored me and a couple other guys all night. I guess you need to be a regular here or something. Overall, not much to write home about.

While this used to be a graet place for a Milwaukee area club, it has suffered a let down lately. Ownership changed this year and they are a little nieve on how to run a sucessful strip club. Still have a few pretty girls and the place is nice with two seperate areas on weekends, but they need to lower their cover charge and attract some top notch girls again, before they would be considered "must see" in this area. They offer table dances, but have a bar between the girl and patron. Some ridiculous law in West Allis.