the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Not a good experience in this club. It was early evening and there were a number of girls just trying to get the boss to let them go home early. Talent was at the low end of the scale even for Milwaukee. This was a one and done for me.

I visited Club Paradise on a recent Friday around 5:30.

The club is OK cosmetically -- there are two stages and two bars, and while not in the best part of town, and the parking is a little difficult to get into, the place appears clean and well kept up. But I was very unimpressed when I visited.

Three dancers were working, and there were about five customers in the club. The dancers ranged from 1-3 in appearance, and they were about as enthusiastic with their dancing. I had one drink and watched two of the three while I was drinking it. Then, I was so impressed that I left.

Just to confirm that time of day, and the specific day itself wasn't an issue, I stopped at On the Border on the way out of town a few minutes later. While the day shift hadn't ended yet, there the dancers were in the 5-8 quality range. At least seven or eight dancers were working. And the club had twenty or thirty patrons. The full review is over at the OTB part of the site.



$5 to get in and $6 beers. Decent club with one stage. Only about 4 girls working this Tuesday night. 2 were pretty nice looking, and the other 2 were not so hot. The personalities of all were very nice. They each did a 3 song set, and since there was only about 4 guys in the club, tips were appreciated at the stage. After their set, the girls would roam and do quick dollar dances for tips, something I have always liked. The downside here, as in many states, is the strickness of the no touching. For this reason, I did not try one of the back room dances, although the girl referred to it as a table dance. Ah well, the atmosphere was very casual, the girls were very nice to talk with, and did not push too hard for drinks and dances. Beers were a bit steep, but it was a pleasant time.

I visited Club Paradise on a recent business trip and was sadly disappointed. It's in an okay neighborhood, close to downtown, but the place was totally dead, even though it was prime time. There were only three girls dancing, the bar staff was less than accomodating, and my only lap dance was a dud. I'd pass by this place unless you're desperate and only have a little bit of time. Milwaukee has so much more to offer if you're willing to drive a little.

I went to Club Paradise to spend a little dough I had, and when I got there (pretty late) I saw some more faces I hadn't seen before.

That night, there was Gauge, Kimmi, Sapphire, Nonnie, and one other.

I watched Sapphire do her set onstage, and thought she had nice proportions, medium build. Pretty sexy. But when I tried to get her attention, she went by without looking. I did take note of the fact that they didn't do the TIP WALK thing they normally do. I wonder if they are changing that, or if these girls just didn't know to do it.
Then Nonnie got onstage. Nonnie is a very petite. Small breasts, jet black hair (long). She looks like the dark girl from "That 70s Show" She says she is asian, but it was hard to tell one way or the other. She is 20. Nice moves, and very sweet. I got her attention as she walked by and I got a couple of dances from her. Good contact (one-way of course) but definitely not an air dance. She told me she had only been doing this for a year. She was friendly and I would get dances from her again.
I had a dance from Gauge. Gauge is tall, Black hair, silm build. Nice eyes. She has a few pirecings on the face, but nothing too intrusive. Then she takes off her bra and she has multiple piercings on each nipple! It isn't the sexiest thing in the world, but it was nice to see them up close. She was more "airy" in her dance quality, but still some contact.
Club Paradise took a page out of Silk Exotic's book and closed the club down with a parade of all the dancers on-stage topless and strutting around. It was a nice sight, I can tell you.

I give extra marks to Nonnie. She is nice and gives good dances.



Normally, this is a pretty good little club. Tonight, was not the best time I'd had at the club. There has been a bit of a shake-up of the dancers in this place. Alot of the girls that used to be there, are gone. So there are alot of new girls, so I heard...

First off, when I arrived, one of the dancers was asking to go home. I went in, and there were only three girls left. The men outnumbered the girls about 3-1, with more men coming in.

However, I will say this. Missy, Allura and Lilly were in attendance. Missy, very petite, and very cute, but VERY small breasts. She was a good dancer though, and she gave me two private dances. Sassy haircut, cute face, nice ass. Allura was a great girl. She had nice proportions, the best ass in the place, and it was great to talk to her, she was worth spending some time with, and she gave me 3 good private dances. Lilly, a little bit healthier woman, with big breasts, blonde hair, very nice smile, and nice moves. I didn't get a dance from her, but not for lack of trying. Later on, Kylie arrived. She is a healthier girl with a very naughty attitude and alot of fun.

The DJ was horrendous. All the girls hated his choice of music, he talked over the music, and used the "siren" way too much. The drinks aren't over-priced, but not that good either.

On the whole, I had a good time at the place because of Missy and especially Allura. I will be going back to get some more dances from them.

This was definately an above average club, but nothing to write home about. Cover charge was $5 and drinks were $3 - $6. My friends and I went on a Friday night around 11 pm and there were about 5 dancers in the club, but only one or at the most two on stage at any time. The dancers that were there were mixed ethnicity, playing mainly the new top 20 songs. I got a lap dance from the one I thought was the most attractive and she had a decent performance. I would have liked to see more dancers on stage, since only one of the dancers that was there was really working for her tips.