the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Generally, this club lived up to its mediocre reputation. Its easy enough to get to in Madison, but the parking is limited. You may have to park on a side street, but I don't think it is a dangerous neighborhood.

The cover was a hefty 10 bucks considering what you get. I can't remember what the drink prices were, but I don't remember being too expensive. The place looks like a typical Wisconsin roadhouse titty bar, not the upscale gentleman's club you might expect in a city like Madison. There is a bar off the the left as you walk in and a Y shaped stage that takes up the most of the rest of the place. There are a couple of tables and benches along the walls and chairs, of course, around the stage.

Typical stage show. THe girls are usually naked by the second song and go around the stage giving a little show to the customers and scooping up dollar bills with their tits. You can't touch them, but there is a fair amount of interaction. The girls are pretty aggressive about hustling lapdances after their stage dance, but not too pushy about it. This is fine with me since that is their job. And they don't do a tip walk which is good.

The girls themselves were simply average. There were about 8-10 girls most rating around 6-8. Three of the girls were large black girls, one latina and the rest mediocre white girls. They did all seem personable and you might find a gem.

Lapdances are $20 in a semiprivate room behind saloon doors with a camera. No touching of the girls is allowed but they can touch you. I doubt anything like extras is possible in this place. That said, the latina made my dance really worth the money. My friend, however, got a worthless air dance that he said was a waste of time. As always, YMMV.

In summary, this is not a club to avoid if you live in Madison, but it is not a club worth traveling to if you live beyond Mad City.

Went on a Monday night - supposed to be amateur night. No amateurs showed up. Only about 5 or 6 dancers, one or two of which were "nice". However, with the no touch rules, even lap dances or VIP rooms were worthless. Had $8 cover charge. Crowd must have been mostly regulars, who pony up a tip or so constantly - probably shills who get "paid" to keep some action going.

Plan to check out clubs in Wisconsin Dells next trip, if conditions allow.Probably won't go back, but not too many choices in and around Madison.

Was at visions on a saturday night. 10 cover. Place has dingy feel, dark, and below average girls probably 10 there that night and 2 or 3 worth seeing - none better than a 7. A few nice and nice looking. Stage is low and easy to get close to, drinks are affordable. Dances are not good. Private rooms with half doors. Girls 'dance' on a little shelf while you sit in a chair - no moving no touching not very exciting. Place needs an overhaul - club interior, rules for dances, and overal dancer attitudes. Seems like place suffers from overall low morale. In madison its the only option i belive.

Was there for a friend's bachelor party on a friday night. I had never been there before so I didn't know what to expect. The girls were okay at best, and they all seemed to be interested in getting money from you and nothing else. The bouncers were pretty rude, and the whole place seemed kind of ghetto. We left pretty quick and took a ride to the Dells for a better club.