the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

THIS PLACE IS DEAD!!!! Don't waste your time by heading over to Texas Jays.

The club is just off of I-94N and the blue building that it's in can easily been seen from the interstate.

I showed up to the club on an apparently dead night. There were maybe 4 girls at the club and the best looking was a 3, maybe 4 on a good day. The girls get topless on stage (2 song sets, 2nd song topless), but because there are many working, it's a pretty long time between girls.

Each girl came around to hit me up for a tip after their dance, but none sat down with me at all. I would have tried a private dance (heck, I was there already), but since nobody took the effort to come over, I just left a disappointed man.

I was in the area and decided to check this place out. All the other reviews are dead on. This is one of the worst clubs you can ever have the misfortune of stepping into. There were about five dancers there and one customer. Regardless, I had to pay a five dollar cover charge. All the girls were chatting until I walked in the door. Once I stepped in they started the rotation. Since I was one of only two guys there they all came up asking for a tip. I felt bad for two, so I gave them each a buck. A huge whale came up asking for a tip and I said I was out. Why am I paying a buck to see your flab shake? Four of the dancers were white while one was black. The black girl, though not the best looking, was thin and decided to sit down with me and chat about her kids. Fortunately the rest left me alone since she was with me. Never asked about private dances since I would never even buy one of the girls a glass of water. After awhile she had to get up to get something and assured me she'd be back. Once she disappeared into the back I saw my chance. I quickly chugged down my beer and began to head for the door. One girl actually tried to stop me by asking if I wanted to sit down, talk and buy her a drink. I said "sure" and that "I had to get my card from the car". I got in and headed towards On the Border.

I'd never stopped here before although I've driven past it many times. It was about 2pm on a Monday. The bar maid hit me up for a $5 cover charge and barked out an order to one on the dancers that she was up. There were three dancers. I don't think there was any stage show before I arrived. I was the fourth man in the club so maybe they need four customers before they have to dance.
The two girls I watched dance were okay but nothing great. One had too many tattoos and the other was overweight, although she knew how to show off her best asset. I tried to tip by putting the dollar in my mouth and putting it between her tits but she told me there's no touching allowed. I asked if it's any different in the private dance area. She said no. No touching in there either. She called it a "Table Dance" and I think it cost $20. I did not try it.
I would not come back here. I guess the club details should be changed to show a daytime cover charge of five bucks but I don't think it matters because not may tuclers will be attracted to this place given the reviews I've read. I don't recommend it.

Unfortunatly I returned to texas jays. I came just to see some tits and ass on stage and to have a couple beers. With only 3 dancers there, 2 were alright, and 1 was gross. This place is the same as a year ago, no other customers, expensive drinks, weak air dances, etc... I did get a dance however, knowing that it was going to be awful, but I just wanted to see if anything was different. The dance was all air, a short song, and the girl didnt even brush up against me. I hate this place, but I drive by it often, so maybe in another year I'll see if it has changed.

this has to be one of the worst stip clubs in the United States, it would be very hard to find anything worse especially if you love strip clubs as much as I do. Strung out, ugly, pathetic girls and they can not get close to the customers in the so called VIP room. Not even a nice place to stop for a beer and enjoy the stage show because of the lack of talent and the deplorable nature of the club. If there was a no star rating, this place would definitely get it. head up north a few miles to On The Border for some much better women and entertainment!

This place is right off of 94 and looks like a country western bar. When you go in there is one stage and usually 5-6 girls sitting around. It seems like there are some regulars here that the girls spend most of their time with. Of the six girls there was 1-2 that were around a 7 or 8 and worth getting a dance from. The dances are $20 and a total waste because it is 100% air. There is not much up in this area and this place definatley doesn't deliver.

This place is a total downer. It looks like a crappy bar, maybe 6 girls at most during the night. All the girls bother you to buy them $8 shots, and then nag you for a private dance. The dances are $20, with absolutely no contact whatsoever. Its cheap to get in, but the alcohol and dances are expensive. The looks of the girls were from 5-7. I would stay away from this place.

Wisconsin really doesn't have a lot of choices... This place was horrible as well... small hard to get to, off the expressway... nothing special when you walk in... I guess if your in the mood to drink & want to stare at some semi-nude women and don't have a high standard, great place to start... all in all not recommended.

I went to this club on a Tuesday afternoon, on my way from Milwaukee to Chicago (it was around 4ish). First of all, the club is a little hard to get to, though it is right off of the expressway. You have to go on the other side, and then back. a little ocnfusing. The club was pretty empty when I entered (just two other customsers, who didn't seem all that interested). One dancer, (Sarah) who looked pretty tired. Maybe a 4-5/10. Nothing special. A little on the plump side. After a set, she decided to sit next to me and we talked for a bit. She was friendly enough. The other dancer was maybe a 5-6/10, in good shape, but had tattoos all over. I decided to get a ride from sarah. Not a bad dance,....minimal contact/touching. I didn't stay much longer. Not sure if it was worth going to (if I had to come a long way), but not horrible to stop on the way.

Was in Kenosha on business so I checked the place out late in the afternoon. $5 cover and $3 for a coke, 4 dancers all decent in looks and weight. 3 song sets most take tips in garter or g strings if you tip more than once some will let you tip between the breasts. Dancers will sit & talk with you & not push drinks or dances which is a pleasent suprise. Can't comment on dances but next time I'm near I'll drive a little out of my way and go back.

Not to bad, a lot of improvements. I was there a few months ago, and the girls were rather large, and rude. Just there last week, and quite a few good looking ladies, friendly and talkative. The private dances leave much to be desired, and the drink prices are a little high, but overall it was still a good time

Perhaps 2.5 on a good night. This is a roadhouse on I-94 between CHicago and Milwaukee; not much to write about. The building is used, the furniture is used, and the girls look well-used. I had one beer and left.

I went up to Texas Jay's last Sauturday night. They had about 5 girls working, none of which were 10's. They were all about a 5 or lower and none of them were very talented dancers. It is a very small club with a pool table in the back but facing the stage. There was a five dollar cover and table dances in the VIP room were 20 dollars and you got a free T-Shirt. The atmosphere in this club is kind of trashy although the girls just go topless. Beers were 4 dollars apeice but when i ordered a plain Coke it was 5 dollars. It almost seems more like an overpriced dive bar than strip club. All the girls there although not super hot were all very sweet and that was a definate plus. Actually the cocktail waitress was the most attractive girl in the house. I would probably go back just to hang out and shoot pool, If i was looking for a more exotic atmosphere i would surely make the trip to either milwaukee or chicago.

Texas Jays is a topples only establishment serving booze. There is a 5 dollar cover charge at the door and a 2 drink min. the 2 drink min isn't envorced though drinks are 5 dollars each.
the ladies on some occasions are great and they change every week. There not real pushing about buying drinks
for them and it's only 15 dollars if you do. Stay away from lap dances at 20 dollars they will not touch you even by accident.

Small club over the wisconsin border. $10 to get in and 3.75 for a beer. Thats the only thing going for this club. 4 girls were working and it was a friday night! Girls were very pushy and were soliciting tips for the girls that dance on stage. It seemed that I they cared about was getting a tip on stage and not even doing a private dance. Which is no touch, and there are cameras watching the action, and they will tell you if they think you are doing something inappropiate.
Kicker was I thought that they had a retarded girl as a dancer, but it just ended up her being very very drunk. One girl just stood on stage pumping her fist and yelling while her favorite song was playing.

Also they were alot of wannabe eminems in the club, so a very comfortable atmosphere.

I am rating it a 2 because I have been to the Can Can room in Las Vegas. Girls could care less about the customer. They just sit by themselves at the bar. All dances are basically "air". Inside, it is very nice, and with the right dancers/management could be a nice club. You can tell that it was newly remodeled. The nite I was there, only 3 customers in the place, and it was a Friday at 10pm.

A generous two. One for each girl working! That could also be their rating.
One was actually nice to talk to and I went for the Private Dance - she was closer to me when she was on stage than in the private room!
It was private mind you -but I think becuase there were only 2-3 other people in there and they probably knew better!
Had a couple of beers and split. See no reason at all to go back!