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September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Stopped by Southern XPosure on a Wednesday night. Beers were 2 for $4.00, and the cover was $10. It is a big place well decorated. On this night there were about 10 girls working, in the 6 to 10 level. Girls get nude on stage but it is so dark you can not see a lot. The have a variety of back room dances with a $500 hot tube dance. The promise a lot more freedom but I can’t see spending $500 on even Pamela Anderson, so I just watched from the stage. This is definitely the best place in this part of the county. I’ll go back when I’m in the area.

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH GREAT STAGE DANCING.

I have previously submitted a detailed review for this club on Sept. 2007, so PLEASE READ THAT REVIEW FIRST. This review will only list the differences between my two visits.

The review below by "The Critic" sounds like a fake review submitted by the owner of a competing club. Note that "The Critic" has submitted only one review, so he is not very reliable. Drinks at Southern X only cost $4, not $12.

I went on Saturday night and stayed about an hour and a half. I saw 9 or 10 girls performing. All were white. All had shaved or almost completely shaved pussies. Most of the girls were hot with big natural boobs. One girl was average, and one had small boobs. Four of the girls had pierced pussies and one had pierced boobs. Nearly all of the girls spread their legs wide apart directly in front of customers' faces when they were fully nude. Several of the girls masturbated (played with their pussies). Several of the girls had tattoos.

The stage dancing was good but not great.

The music was loud, but not too loud, so maybe the owner read my review.

The service was very good.

There is also no harassment to buy dances at this club, unlike other clubs where customers are constantly pushed to buy dances.

The DJ got one of the female customers to flash her bare boobs.

This is by far the best of the three Bluefield-Princeton area clubs.

I wasted my time here. The club was below average on the inside. Although there was no cover after 10pm, I still felt like I got jipped. The drinks are WAY over-priced at $12.00 per drink. The chairs are uncomfortable, dirty, and have ripped upholstery. Lighting is decent.
After finding a clean place to sit, you will be immediately hassled by a dancer... before you get a drink for yourself and before you even light a cigarette, you will be hassled. Most of the dancers were below average with 1 decent one. The women are way too competitive here. I would not return here if you paid me. I have been to well over 300 clubs across North America and this is one of the worst I have tried.

I visited Southern Xposure a couple weekends ago and found it to be as previously reviewed. There were about 20 dancers present with a full house of patrons. Drinks were reasonable, except for dancer drinks, as noted before. $12. I sat with a lovely young thing the entire time of my visit. She is a local girl and was very informative of the club. I did not get a VIP dance however.
I did not find the music louder than at most SC's. It was loud but not much different. No hustling for dances or drinks.
My dancer said the other clubs in the area were in rough parts of town. After reading the reviews and hearing from her, I opted not to visit around. There is another Southern Xposure is nearby Beckley, which I did not go due to time constraints.

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH OUTSTANDING STAGE DANCING.

I have previously submitted a detailed review of this club on Sept. 2007, so PLEASE READ THAT REVIEW FIRST. This review will only note the differences between that visit and my most recent visit.

This time around, the percentage of girls with landing strips was higher than before. There were also two girls (including one of the black girls) with full bushes. Two of the girls had pierced nipples.

The club has hired a white punk rock type girl with a punk rock haircut. This girl had a fully shaved pubic area.

The club has introduced a new feature: $1 mini-dances. The girls will circulate throughout the room, and customers can purchase $1 mini-dances from each girl. The mini-dances are performed fully clothed in the main seating area. The mini-dances last about 15-30 seconds. I purchased mini-dances from two different dancers: Chelsea and Devon. Each girl rubbed and ground her ass against my lap during the mini-dance. Devon (who has some pubic hair) was very soft and smooth, whereas Chelsea was very rough and hard. Based on this, I would recommend purchasing a mini-dance and/or private dance from Devon but NOT from Chelsea.

One small annoying feature surfaced on my most recent visit. A few girls (one was Chelsea) stopped by and asked me to purchase a drink for them. The drink cost $12. When I asked what I would receive in exchange for my $12, I found out that I would get nothing but conversation. So I refused. This "buy me a drink" problem has NOT been a problem for a long time at Southern Xposure, so it was a little bit disappointing to see its reemergence. To be fair though, Chelsea is a gorgeous girl with a beautiful body and a fully shaven pussy who did an excellent job performing on stage.

One more problem was that the music was WAY TOO LOUD! I tried to talk with several dancers but could not understand what they were saying because of the music. TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!

OVERALL, THIS IS A GREAT CLUB WITH EXCELLENT STAGE DANCING. IT IS BY FAR THE BEST OF THE NOW THREE AREA CLUBS. I live in the local area and am a regular at this club (or was a regular before my car broke down).



To enter this club, you must surrender your driver's license to an unseen individual behind a glass barrier. I don't know what they do with it, but it made me uneasy. After about a minute, a hand appeared through an opening with my license and a guest list for me to sign, after which I was buzzed in the door. The club was packed with patrons and dancers, most of them attractive. The music was so loud that even the DJ, screaming into a microphone at the top of his lungs, was almost inaudible. Sat at a table, and after a while, a cute, plump young woman approached me and I motioned for her to sit. An inch away from my ear, she shouted a question. (HUH? WHAT?) As it turned out, she was offering me a private dance for $500., which I politely but firmly declined. Anyone who gives a stripper $500. for a lap dance is out of his freakin' mind. The price eventually came down to $69. (get it? heh. heh.) for a lame and seemingly endless ordeal during which she continued trying to sell me up to the 1/2 a G-note paradise upstairs, all the time ferociously pounding my pelvis and almost dragging me down onto the floor. (Tip: when they tell you you have to keep your hands down on the sofa, you'd better believe it.) When she was finally done torturing me, she asked for a tip, and if I'd buy her a drink for $12. I said I would, but as soon as she was gone, I ducked into the men's room and out the door. Can't wait to try their other location in Beckley.

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH OUTSTANDING STAGE DANCING.

I have previously reviewed this club in detail on Sept. 2007, so please read that review first. This review will only note the difference between my two visits.

Basically, nearly everything was the same during my two visits. On my latest visit, the club had about 10-15 girls. About half of the girls were blondes (I love blondes). This time, every girl spread her legs wide apart when she was fully nude.

There are only three clubs in the Bluefield-Princeton area, and this club is by far the best of the three.

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH OUTSTANDING STAGE DANCING.

I visited the club on two separate occasions--once on Wednesday night and once on Friday night. This review will summarize both visits.

LOCATION/ PARKING: The club is easy to find as it is located very close to the intersection of I-77 and US 460. The club is located at the top of a hill behind the Comfort Inn. The club has a large sign on the side. There is ample free parking.

SAFETY/SECURITY: This is a safe club in a safe location.

COVER: Cover is $5 for Virginia/ West Virginia residents and $10 for residents of other states. Cover is free on Mondays.

LAYOUT: There is a long bar to the side as you enter. There is one main stage, on which one girl dances at a time. There are also several side stages that are opened when the club is busy. The club provides comfortable seating with tables and chairs.

SMOKING: The club used to have a problem with air quality (heavy cigarette smoke) but it seems to have gotten better over time.

DRINKS: $4 bottled beer. The club also serves soft drinks, but the alcoholic drinks are a much better value. The soft drinks are served in very small cups. The club gives a FREE DRINK coupon to anyone who wears a Southern Xposure t-shirt.

LIGHTING: The lighting was too dark, with too many flashing lights.

LEVEL OF NUDITY: THIS IS A FULLY NUDE CLUB; ALL GIRLS DANCE FULLY NUDE. On my Thursday night visit, three girls did not go fully nude. However, on all five of my other visits to Southern, all of the girls, including amateurs competing in the amateur contest, stripped completely nude. Therefore, I will treat the fact that the three girls did not go fully nude as an aberration.

GIRLS: On both Wednesday and Friday nights, the club had approximately 15 girls performing. All dancers were white. THE QUALITY OF GIRL WAS HIGH: although one girl was a 5 (overweight), the others were all 7's, 8's and 9's. Almost all of the girls were pretty with nice bodies. Most of the girls were buxom and some were petite. The majority of girls had large C cup boobs. Some had B cups, and one had D cups and one had E cups. None of the girls had A cup boobs. All of the girls had natural boobs--no fake boobs here. The situation with regard to pubic hair is as follows: the vast majority of girls had fully shaved pubic areas. A few girls had landing strips, and none of the girls had a full bush. Some of the girls had pierced nipples, and one girl had a pierced pussy. Approximately 30-35% of the girls had tattoos, but the tattoos were not too garish.

STAGE DANCING: Each girl dances a three song set: one song bikini, one song topless, and one song fully nude. The quality of stage dancing is very high. This club still has the best stage dancing of any club that I have ever visited. The girls put a lot of effort into their performances, and it is enjoyable to watch them. Two or three girls climbed the pole.

DIRTY DANCING: Most of the girls spread their legs wide open when they were fully nude in exchange for $1 tips. The girls do not touch the customers when they are being tipped. A few of the girls masturbated, but none of the girls licked their fingers afterwards like they used to. A few girls licked their nipples. One girl (London?) simulated an orgasm on stage.

PRIVATE DANCES: Private dances are performed in a separate area which is not visible from the main seating area. The dances cost $20 for 1 song, $50 for 3 songs, and $100 for 7 songs. On Wednesday nights, the club has a special: 3 dances for $35. West Virginia law allows dancers to be fully nude when they are not touching the customer, but girls have to wear G-string bottoms when they are touching the customer. Although I have never received a dance, my understanding is that the dances provided here are lap dances where the customer can touch the dancer's breasts and the dancer can grind on the customer's lap. Of course, this would probably vary by the individual dancer.

ATMOSPHERE: The club provides a very comfortable and relaxing atmosphere.

VIP ROOM: The club has a VIP room, but I'm not sure what it costs.

HOT TUB: The club also provides a hot tub where a customer can go with a dancer. I'm not sure what this costs.

TREND: I had not been to the club in over a year (car broken down). Overall, the club seems to be on a slightly downward trend. The club used to have 25-35 dancers on weekend nights, but on my latest visit the club only had about 15 dancers. The quality of stage dancing has also declined somewhat. The number of girls who masturbated on stage has declined significantly--a lot of girls used to masturbate, and now only a few do. The club also has significantly fewer girls with large breasts.

SUMMARY: Overall, this is an excellent club with very pretty girls. The stage dancing is excellent. This is an outstanding club for a small town, and nearly as good as many big city clubs. I would definitely recommend this club.

FINAL RATINGS: (1 IS THE WORST, 10 IS THE BEST)

location: 9
safety/security: 10
cover cost: 8
drink cost: 8
atmosphere: 10
stage dancing: 9
dirty dancing: 8
number of girls: 7 or 8
quality of girls: 8
private dances: unknown
air qualtiy: 5
VIP room: unknown
hot tub: unknown


FINAL RATING 8 out of 10

Visited Friday night from 8pm to 10pm. Not crowded yet, but a decent crowd. Ladies tended to top out at a 7 or 8. Some beautiful faces and average bodies, some great bodies and average faces. All I saw were natural chests. Dances on stage end up nude and offer a great view. Private dances 3 for $50 (other combinations available) and also end up nude. Contact is all one way as girls direct you to keep arms at your side. Bouncer is nearby but not noticeable. I got great dances from Athena and she was fun to talk with also.

Easy club to access, right off the interstate. $10 cover for out of state.

I like this place! Good looking, friendly girls. Good conversationalists. Plus they get naked during their dance.

Watch out for the nasty WV Lap dance - $5 for a fully dressed air dance at your chair. Stage-side brings real rewards for the investment of a mere $2. One of the dancers was a recent olympic champion on the pole, getting a whole lot higher than I would. Worth a visit!

stopped by this week passin thru on business...$4 beer with 2 for 1's till 9 pm...the talent was pretty good with your normal 5-6 but enough 8's & 9's to make up for it....Some of the "lookers" were Candi & Felicity with Sway, Alex & Lexi not far behind....Didnt stay too long but the experience will make me come back.....

This is a favorite club of mine that I had the pleasure to visit during a recent road trip. Unfortunately, during the time of my last visit (1yr), a complete change of dancers has occurred with exception to some old die hards (over the hill dancers). Additionally, the new girls are not quite as friendly...especially with pushing the limits of the club. (may have been a crack down or just newbie syndrome). As always, the dances are fully nude...but this time the girl stated that full grind was not available while completely nude. a serious disappointment. But I will say that the dancer I selected was quite willing to please...but serious selectivity is required. They still try to push the "by me drink" deal...(avoid). But a new surprise, was $1 sample dances...Nice...we finally get to see who has the real talent for once. Overall the club is sliding and getting lax in keeping good quality girls and allowing the playful nature of the past. (numerous good ole' boy bouncers tend to be repressive...and not as friendly as in the past)....but still better than some Yankee bouncer's I've met. Additionally, the elite VIP dances are available...I think starting at $400.00 for 30 minutes...Please don't be a Chump and go for this...that is unless you just hit the lottery. Finally, some these girls are transferring from clubs in Roanoke...where it appears some have been seriously spoiled. Hold your ground and negotiate...if they won't...let them walk!

Happy Lapping
SS