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Diva's

6746 Charles Town Rd
Kearneysville, West Virginia 25430
304-728-0060
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 15

Cover Charge
  Day: 15   Night: 15
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 4

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: Lunch/Dinner
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 03/05/2008
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - Yes
Dinner - Yes
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - Yes

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: 11.30am to 1.30am
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Had a fairly decent visit, and I think I'll try it out again. Was there on an early Saturday afternoon and not many dancers or customers. The were attractive, but not in an "oh my god, she's hot!" way -- more just a friendly way and, well, I suppose it's always a plus when you get to see them naked. Setup: a runway type stage in the middle. On it, they'll give you R rated close-ups of everything for tips. They'll also give table dances, which aren't too expensive ($5) but also not too much contact. There they'll try to upsell to the $30 private dances. That seems a bit steep for what I saw but, as I said, it may be worth checking out again

I seem to hit Divas once a year or thereabouts, and I found myself there on a recent weekday afternoon. There were 5 dancers and a clone on shift that day.

The first two dancers had great tits, but mildly unattractive faces. Next came a stunning African-American woman, from whom I got a very nice, but very short -- like maybe two minutes -- $5 couch dance. A standard WV beauty came next, and then the skinny woman.

I'd been watching the skinny woman since I had arrived; she gave another patron a very slow, sensual couch dance. But she was constantly sitting in a corner with two patrons and another skinny dancer, and everywhere she went, the other dancer went too. When it was skinny's time to dance, out comes the other woman as well. I'm a bit intrigued now, as the second woman is quite tall and looks fairly sexy. Until I get up to the tip rail. Part of it was her dancing style, if you can call it that. I've never seen such an uncoordinated, stunted person on stage before, and even though I tipped her twice, she never made eye contact once. Weird.

The "no touching" rule seemed to be very well enforced that day. All in all, I wish I had gone to the Underground instead.

After going to Charlestown racetrack we did our usual and went to the Golden Horseshoe in Ranson. My ATF wasn't there and that place is really going downhill so we took off for nearby Diva's for the first time.
Saturday night at about midnight, club was packed. There were some seats by the stage but tables are so squeezed in it was a real hurdling course to get there. Obvious other problem was that no dancer had room to come talk to us. We could see them looking for lap customers but I didn't see things working out so we cut our losses. Dancers on stage were 6's and 7's, I thought I saw a couple of 8+'s walking around and resolved to come back.
Came back alone on a Wednesday pm. Got there at noon and walked past a cute blonde who was close to a 9. Immediately asked her to look me up later for a private. Elsewhere the dancers seemed to be the standard WV 7's, pretty face, OK tits and a little heavy in the middle. The dancers came on stage in quick rotation doing two songs, the second being nude. Seemed to be 8 or 10 in the rotation. Didn't see much flirting with the stage side tipping but the blonde came back and we did a private. Plenty of F to M contact with enough M to F contact allowed to keep me very happy and I agg reed to have a chsmpagne room dance later. Also had private dances from two other girls. Contact varies as always but all allowed some and one allowed alot (no kitty). Given the strictly enforced no touching rules elsewhere locally in WV I was pretty happy. I also got a public couch dance from a girl for $5 which was probably the best value as there was plenty of contact from her to me. My only complaint would be that the 30 min dance for $100 was closer to 20 mins. I decided not to complain till I had been back.
I summary...the $5 couch, $30 private and $100 "champagne room" dances were all worth it.
Pros - pretty dancers, $3 beers served with a smile and a variety of dance options, open in the day.
Cons - small club can get very crowded.

first time here. got on a friday night about 7pm, left about 9:45pm. about 70% of the girls there were 7-8's.

Smallish club, two poles in the center stage that up to 3 girls danced on. Lap dances, (no skin) were 5 bucks each, 100 for champaign (30 minutes) and 30 for private (2w-3 songs). I danced with Summer who was beautiful, very nice, good dances. My brother went for a private with bunny who right off the bat was hitting him up for money. and never stopped talking about money during his time in the room.

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Diva's Reviews & Ratings

Reviewed By: Mr. Ed Send Private Message to Mr. Ed

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Review Date: May 24, 2008
Day of Visit: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Had a fairly decent visit, and I think I'll try it out again. Was there on an early Saturday afternoon and not many dancers or customers. The were read more...



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