the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

My visit was one on a Thursday night about 9pm. Comfortable surroundings and a nice selection of girls, I'd say pretty much all 7's on this night anyway. The music not overly loud and I was even able to sit and have a nice chat with a cute blonde (sorry the name escapes me,) who eventually brought me to the lap dance room, after telling me to wait for price specials that they announce throughout the night. Lapdance was very good, little privacy, but excellent friction, a little 2 way groping, but the bouncer was present. You may do better, different girl, different night. There was a VIP "hot tub" room available, but the $400 plus tip was more than I was into spending this night.

This club is by the Mall. Walked in, about 10 girls, some decent looking by WV standards. They had a special that said 6 lapdances for $69 so when a cute girl came by I took her up for the offer. Manager said "Oh that's only on Thursdays" but I'll give it to you tonight. Again crappy lapdances, girl was a cutie but bad breath! Yuck! When a dancer is breathing on you all sexy and it stinks - not good! The rules were clothed facing me, could remove top facing away, and could get totally nude in front of me, not touching me. Last dance was totally nude, my choice. Would have danced totally nude every song but I wanted touched. Got a few other dances here and there. Girls would talk for free, there were 2 girls I wanted dances from, but after being there for 2 hours all the nasty girls were asking for dances and for me to buy them a drink, so I had enough and left. The ugly girls chased me away. By this point called it a night and passed on Lady G's. 2 girls were whining they needed to make so much money that night to pay for their hotel rooms, so I'm guessing if you're the bargaining type maybe you could work something out. I thought about it, but wasn't in the mood to negotiate. One side note, during one dance, the stripper took off her shoes and her feet funked up the whole area, plus the BO smell (and she wasn't sweating) made me think I'm not going to rush back to this place anytime soon.

This club remains a place to have a good time if you are willing to pay for it. On my last visit, I had no more than gotten my 2 for 1 beers at the bar when I felt a pair of tits against my arm and back. It was a dancer stage named Viper, very sexy and agressive but a somewhat on the heavy side. I ended up going to the hot tub room ($500) with her. It is very private, you get a small bottle of champaign and free drinks while you are in there. They give you a pair of Speedo type shorts to wear and the girl wears a bikini. The bouncer told me I could touch her anywhere except what the bikini covers but because of the water and bubbles what you touch is completely between you and the girl. My hands were all over her and hers were all over me. After getting out of the tub, she said I could tip her now and I gave her $20. When I saw her later in the bar area, she said I must not have had a good time because I didn't tip her very much. I told her that wasn't the case and gave her another $20. She tried to get me to buy a bottle of champaign and sit in a dark corner with her. I was going to do it until I found out the champaign cost $150. Viper then had to go on stage to do her routine. After her 3 songs and as she was exiting the stage, I decided it was time for me to exit the club. All in all, I spent about $650 to $700 for a very enjoyable evening.

At first, it was a little confusing, when I was trying to find this place. It is on Mall Road, It is on a hill, just above the Exxon station.

I arrived on a Thursday nite, about 9:30 pm. There were 12 girls working, ranging about 5-9 in looks and desirability. Only one single stage was in operation. The girls rotate up on stage, and do a standard 3-song set. The best looking girls do not go on stage. The really pretty ones only work in the back rooms, where the real money is. I found this out from Paris. She is gorgeous.

Here's the $$$ details:
- It cost me $5 to get in the door
- Domestic Longnecks are 2-for-1 until 11 pm, so $4 will buy you 2 beers
- Lap dances are $20 per song, or 3 for $50, or 7 for $100
- VIP room is $400 for 20 minutes, or $500 for 30 mins

All in all, this is not a bad place, but I don't think I will be going back there. The next time I am in Barboursville, maybe I will check out Lady Godiva's, which is nearby.


I would rate this club much higher if it were not so expensive, probably an 8 or 9. $30.00 to buy a dancer a beer and $500 for 30 minutes in a hot tub or VIP is a bit too much in my book. However, I do like the club. It is a nice size, much more intimate than a large club, nicely decorated, good appearance from outside with a well lit parking lot, good surroundings. My latest visit was on a Tuesday night, fairly slow. There were only 7 dancers working, 6 of them I would rate at 7 or better with only one 5 for being chubby. I did like her enthusiasm, however. I hooked up with a great gal named Brooklyn: tall, small firm and natural boobs, awsome ass and legs, long dark hair. She gave great lap dances, almost all one way contact with lots of grinding. They were reasonably priced at 3 for $50 (I had 6). I would have loved to have gotten her into a hot tub but couldn't quite see paying $500 for it. Maybe next time.

Visited on a Sat. nite after a Marshall Football game. Nice club....but it is too dark and the music is so loud you can barely carry on a conversation......prices are high and the overall talent level was about a 5. Overall a disappointing visit.