the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Visited around 4:00 pm on a Thursday. Very slow, only three dancers on shift. A couple of regulars and an unknown. Two or three customers the whole time I was there. Only intriguing thing was two girls were interviewing to be dancers. Both were young and did a decent stage show, so it could be things are looking up at the Sands with the recent problems at the other area clubs.

Got danes from one of the regulars, and it was a routine Sands experience. A good place to kill a little time.

I recently visited this club for the first time this year. I am sad to say not much has changed. I stopped by in the late afternoon to see what the day shift had to offer. The place was very slow....I saw only 4 dancers in the time I was there and only one met my tastes enough to get a dance from. The dance was less than mood provoking as she was intent on getting me to the VIP if I wanted any upgrade from the standard between the legs shuffle. Since she wasn;t even smiling or trying to engage, I decided one dance was enough and I was outta there and headed for Rick's.

Went to Sands on Friday and then Saturday night around 10 pm. Friday was pretty dead. About 4 girls and 8 patrons and not much going on. Only dancer who stopped by was a busty, voluptuous blond. Not my type. There were a few that were more my type, but did not circulate. I was there for an hour. Saturday night at 10 pm was worse. Two dancers. I was the only patron. One dance on stage from the same busty blond and then I was going to see who the other dance. Then everyone disappeared excepted the bartender. Waited 15 minutes and then took off. As I drove away out the back I saw that the dancers and the waitress were out back on a smoke break. I will not go back, unless someone can convince to. Is there a better time to go?

On a whim I stopped in at the Sands last week during the afternoon. I was hoping to see Blair. She was not working that day. I waited for awhile and drank my watered down RC Cola. Two different dancer stopped by. I did not catch their names. They told me that Blair would not be in. Each suggested we move to the VIP. I usually want to see a lady move on stage before I retire to the VIP so I declined their offers. I waited another 4 songs and nobody got on stage so I left.