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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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Final Frontier

3207 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, Virginia 23704
757-399-1302
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 10

Cover Charge
  Day: 5   Night: 10
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 15
Avg. Drink Cost: 5

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: No Alcohol
Food: None
Minimum Age: 18

Last Update: 06/03/2008
Beer and Wine - No
Full Bar - No
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - Yes

18 and over - Yes

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Yes
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - No

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - No
Shower Shows - No

Membership Club - No

Hours: 12pm-3am Closed Sundays
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What is up with this place. I have noticed a steady decline over the past two years. Went in and they only had 1 girl available. Might have been another on shift, but I never saw her, not even at the "bar" (no booze) area. Girl who was there was asian with fake boobs and a nice body, but she didn't speak english well. I tried two dances and she was not interactive at all. I left dissatisfied for the first time since i found this place. Where do we go now that Portsmouth sucks?

Stopped by in late afternoon. A couple of dancers were in the "bar area." Neither were the type I wanted to get a dance from. One was a heavily tattoed very hard looking woman. Definately not the girl next door type. The other was a fairly attractive full bodied black girl. I sat at the bar and had a coke. I was told that there were other women and that they "would be out soon." I waited about 20-30 minutes. No other men came in and none left. No other ladies ever appeared. I decided that the final decision at the Final Frontier was to leave and go hunting elsewhere.

I hit FF after spending some time at Hot Seat on a Saturday night. Must use the rear door to get into the lap dance part of this place. I wasn't overly impressed with Hot Seat and hoped to find some lookers at FF. Paid $10 cover and was approached by an older blond- wanna dance? No thanks. Started to talk to a tall thin Asian(Thai maybe) dancer. Not to be mean, but honestly a female Michael Jackson is what came to mind. There were a few decent looking young white dancers, but they were totally occupied with several intoxicated young guys. The DJ was obnoxious. I left without getting any dances, should have stayed at Hot Seat.

I recently returned to my old hauntig grounds after an extended, military induced, absence. I had a series (5-10) of decent dances by a cute white chick named Tammi. It was okay, but not nearly the service I have come to expect. I want a hot yong chck in great shape to please me and FF failed to deliver. Will try again and hope this was a 1 time affair.

Tammi:

Face 7
Tits 5
Ass 9
Abs 10 (that's why I stayed)

Performance 5

no great interaction, no hands, no quiet release

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Final Frontier Reviews & Ratings

Reviewed By: nomorethreeputts Send Private Message to nomorethreeputts

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Review Date: July 8, 2008
Day of Visit: Monday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
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