the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

I agree with slash -- this place is good to have a beer and look at a few pretty ladies. But so is Hooters and they have better wings. The gals here are good, but not great. And the show is awful. You can see more skin driving past ODU and save yourself the slinking in and out. The atmosphere is okay, and it is what it is. Not a strip club, just a go-go bar. Better than staying home, but not by much. I would rate it lower, but there are a few pretty ladies who will talk to you if they are bored.

I've been to this club once, during the day. It has one stage with one girl working during the day hours..There was no air conditioning when we were in there, which was a mid-upper 80's degree day..very uncomfortable..Beer is fairly cheap though..about $7 for a pitcher. The girl was friendly and did a lot of touching of herself..no private/table dances are offered.

I guess for Virginia and a bikini club this wasn't horrible, which is why I gave it a 5.

What is up with this place. I have noticed a steady decline over the past two years. Went in and they only had 1 girl available. Might have been another on shift, but I never saw her, not even at the "bar" (no booze) area. Girl who was there was asian with fake boobs and a nice body, but she didn't speak english well. I tried two dances and she was not interactive at all. I left dissatisfied for the first time since i found this place. Where do we go now that Portsmouth sucks?

Stopped by in late afternoon. A couple of dancers were in the "bar area." Neither were the type I wanted to get a dance from. One was a heavily tattoed very hard looking woman. Definately not the girl next door type. The other was a fairly attractive full bodied black girl. I sat at the bar and had a coke. I was told that there were other women and that they "would be out soon." I waited about 20-30 minutes. No other men came in and none left. No other ladies ever appeared. I decided that the final decision at the Final Frontier was to leave and go hunting elsewhere.

I hit FF after spending some time at Hot Seat on a Saturday night. Must use the rear door to get into the lap dance part of this place. I wasn't overly impressed with Hot Seat and hoped to find some lookers at FF. Paid $10 cover and was approached by an older blond- wanna dance? No thanks. Started to talk to a tall thin Asian(Thai maybe) dancer. Not to be mean, but honestly a female Michael Jackson is what came to mind. There were a few decent looking young white dancers, but they were totally occupied with several intoxicated young guys. The DJ was obnoxious. I left without getting any dances, should have stayed at Hot Seat.

I recently returned to my old hauntig grounds after an extended, military induced, absence. I had a series (5-10) of decent dances by a cute white chick named Tammi. It was okay, but not nearly the service I have come to expect. I want a hot yong chck in great shape to please me and FF failed to deliver. Will try again and hope this was a 1 time affair.

Tammi:

Face 7
Tits 5
Ass 9
Abs 10 (that's why I stayed)

Performance 5

no great interaction, no hands, no quiet release

This is a lapdance only club with no stage dancing. I visited on Thurs around 5pm and there were only 2 dancers. Got a couple of dances from one of them. Decent mileage and could touch everywhere but the good parts. Could get higher rating if only more dancers.

Also, the club is a little rundown, but not as much as the other clubs down the street. Also, the dances were $15 a piece, but at the other other two clubs, they are only $10

I visited here on a Tuesday in the early evening. They told me that they had three dancers but one was getting changed. The other two were at opposite ends of the spectrum. One was almost boy-like in build. No chest, narrow hips, hair cut short. The other one had huge enhanced tits and otherwise a nice gorgeous womans figure. I tried the zsecond woman, Charlie. She gave me a very hot erotic tease dance. She is the master of tease. Hands anywhere except for thos places you really want to touch. I took three dances and had a good time but not what I was really looking for. She was a good tease but it was too mechanical as well.
When we were done with our three dances I checked to see if the third lady was available yet but she was still getting changed.

This place is a dump with alot of potential.It is the price of the dances that keep it from being the best in town.It is still a bargain compared to the rest of the world.Had dances with tc a thick well endowed short haired godess.She made sure i left happy.Not that $15 is high ,for 4 songs here i could get 6 songs up the street.Plus this place is never busy so you always need extra $ forthe jukebox.It sux that after 3 songs your dancer has to stop and ask you for more $ FOR THE JUKEBOX.

Just went to FF after a lengthy hiatus. WOW! Firts, the not so good news: the talent hasn't changed much. The same ladies: Very talk blong with enormous titties, slightly older asian lady just trying to pay the bills, and Vanessa, ohh, Vanessa still work there. There was one new girl, a young, attractive asian lady who was a little thick but still very nice. Back to Vanessa -- she is hotter now than my last trip. She frosted her hair and cut it and looks absolutely astonishing. We're talking get hit by a bus crossing the street to stand next to her as she waits for the light good. Anyway, the jukebox is still $5 per son, the dances are still $15 and the club is the same. I give it a 9 because there is no better combination of quality talent and friendly interaction in Virginia. Go there. Have fun. That is all.