the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

I've been to this club a few times since it is near where I work. Though the

Crystal City Restaurant, called locally CCR, is a very good restaurant with

This is the best strip club in northern VA but that's not saying

This club is a good example of a place that is fun to bring a friend, play

This is a vary tame club. Of course, Nova is very lame. Girls were young and

CCR is typical of VA clubs -- pasties and g-strings are the most you see (hence

The Crystal City Restaurant is my favorite strip club in the DC area. It is a

Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses, and hostesses! It is hard to

I have been going to this bar for six years and I must say that over the last

Since I have not been to any other clubs in the area, its hard to compare

This club is one of my favorite local hangouts. The food and drink prices here

Food is great and cheap. Parking is a pain during the day but they have about

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking

This club is conveniently located a few blocks away from the Crystal City Metro

This is the only club located in Northern VA, since the one in Springfield

Well, hit this place only when really desperate fro some tits. Bottoms on and

This is definitely a gentlemens club. Nice atmosphere, attractive girls(though

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked

Was in town for a few weeks for an assignment. A client brought me here for

Visited this nice little niche strip club/restaurant last Friday. My buddy had

For what it is, the Crystal City Restaurant is OK. It's typical VA, with

Entered club around 8pm. Club consists of several tables for groups of 8 or

Not bad of a VA club, given the limitations set by law . Food and drinks are

Live in Crystal City but haven't been here in a few months so dropped in again

I haven't been in the club in quite some time and I was pleasantly surprised.

Crytsal City has much more of a the feel of a Sports Bar than that of a Titty

I have to say, this place has the best prime rib of any strip clubs i have been

For a strip club it is extremely tame but for Virginia it is very nice. My

As in the other reviews, I agree that CCR does have the atmosphere of a country

This club is the typical bikini/pasties joint here in Virginia. But this is

Dropped in for the first time in 6-7 months. Same lame club... dancers wear

Was in the DC area for a flight out west... stopped in on Crystal City since

Decided to spend an afternoon here after a long morning of meetings at the

I love this place. Generally I couldn't give a place that is pasties &

I went on a Monday night. The club was not crowded, but because I got there

Different kind of place, a g string & Pastie place with pretty good food at a

This club is tucked away next to a 7-Eleven a block away from the main drag of

For a club that is topless only with pasties required this is the highest

Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place

Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties, g-strings, no lap dances, no nudity. On

This has to be one one the most lame areas when it comes to strip clubs, but I

Got here right before noon on a Thursday. Good thing, it got a lot busier

There hasn't been much in the way of improving the CCR in the past few years.

Only reason to go here is if you're on business in the area and don't want to

Stoppeb by last week for the first time and really thought this was a great

Have to knock the raing down a point or 2 frpm my last visit, really poor table

OK...reality check. Visited on a recent Tuesday nite between 9:30-11:00 pm -

Pretty girls, great happy hour specials. No lap dances (VA law), and pasties

Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that

On the plus side, the food here is pretty good. Their are two stages in this

THe girls here are very pretty (and very nice) and the food is great (not to

Pretty Girls, topless with nipple covers.
Pool table, music box, dining tables

This is not a strip club by most standards. Girls dance on stage with pasties

I wasn't sure exactly what to expect at Crystal City Steakhouse. I had been

Another pleasant visit after a night of dinner and pub hopping in Old Town

Just got back from having lunch there. Both stages were open, and the girls

No cover, great food at reasonable prices, and friendly dancers and waitresses.

Stopped in for the first time in years. It's a different type of club, half

Came here for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon. Decided to visit here instead of