the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped by on a Tues afternoon. There were several new girls and one I recognize from before named Sabrina - she's a latina spinner but will definitely work you over. Nice tight body and long hair. Definitely accomodating and worth spending a little bit of $. The area where they give lap dances is a bit run down but set apart from the main stage area. I don't recommend going to this place on Fri or Sat evenings?

Stopped by Paradise on a Thursday evening. The new ordinance which bans NUDE dancing has hit this club hard. This club can be hit or miss depending on the night, but as I stated earlier the new ordinance has put a serious damper on this club. I stopped by at approximately 10pm and there were only 6 girls working - none rated above a 6. The cover is approx 20 - so for the time being your $ is best spent down the road at one of the other topless bars. If by chance you do stop by the club, Sapphire, Creation, Sunshine, and Savannah are all worth spending $ on. Good luck and happy hunting!

Amazing club, I got there around 11:30 p.m. friday night. The club was packed with I say about 300 customers and about 80 dancers so I decided to just chill off to the side with my beer I had bought. At 2:00 a.m. they asked me to get rid of my beer,Texas law. Guys started to leave and I got a few dances from a couple of latinas that would have ended my night right there if you know what I mean but I decided to stay for about 30 minutes longer to relax before I got back on the highway to Waco because I figured they would be closing at 4:00 a.m. anyway. I kinda dozed off for about an hour or so and when I awoke I glanced at my watch and it was 5:30 a.m. I asked one of the girls that worked there "what time do they close"? and she said they are a 24/7 club,they don't close. I went to bar and ordered something to eat before I started driving back to Waco and now I noticed about only five customers four dancers and a bouncer who was sleep and it was 7:00 a.m. saturday morning, I was about to leave when I notice a nice thick black girl come out of the dressing room, we made eye contact and then we sat down and talked for about twenty minutes before she asked me if I wanted a dance so I said what the hell, I don't have anything to do when I get home anyway whats the rush. On the way to the back room I stopped at the ATM. You know how your dick is when you first wake up and with the thin pants I had on, the privacy in the back room, the sleeping bouncer, and the dancer who was letting me do any and everything to her and her doing the same to me I was in heaven. At that time of morning there is no DJ so they just put on a mixed cd and it had Full songs so one song felt like 2 songs. I finally left at 11:00 a.m. and I will return but only in the mornings. A 24/7 stripclub, you can't beat that.

This club was a little ghetto for my tastes. There weren't too many people, the 2 big screens were old and showed poorly, and the girls were out of shape. This is a large club... and when there aren't that many people the girls get bored and start watching television... no interaction. Valet Parking was mandatory. Bring your own beer and alcohol... none is served there.

A lower class joint. Not too impressed.