the ultimate strip club list

October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

Cover wasn't much. Good dancers, They were all trim and had good moves. The girls on the pole stage were mostly very skilled (there were 2 exceptions). Girls sat and talked before asking "want to dance" so the social atmosphere was nice. Very close to airport so it was convinent too. There was a VIP lounge in the back, which I went to with a girl named Kitten (very nice small blonde with kickin moves.) There was also a seperate section for lap dances with dimmed lights and mirrors which was nice so I could watch her from all angles.
Girls were very attractive here and I will definitly return when I am in town here again. Hope kitten is still there...

$10 cover on a Sunday night. Only 1 dancer on stage. Short fat bathroom attendant wanted money from me so I could wash my hands. Overall rating is bad. Dont waste money at this dump.

First time at a strip club, to be honest. Did not know what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised. The women were actually fairly pleasing to look at, and definitely got my money's worth. Need to check them out again. I'd recommend them, but, don't take my word for it, as I'm not exactly an expert...

I used to go to this club during the day. Some real gems from time to time. The Thai girl used to give really good dances with a lot of play. Couple of Eastern European girls there as well that were pretty hot. I can tell you it is not really worth going to the VIP area. At least for me I noticed the dances were the same. There was an Azerbajani girl there for a while who really went the extra mile once you got to know her.

I really think I'm being generous with the seven. I guess I'm a slow learner, but I
keep thinking I'm going to have a fun time someday in San Antone, and it just never comes
to fruition. This is, indeed, a nice looking club. And as most posts have mentioned,
folks here are pretty friendly. Girls that I've seen are, as a whole, sort of average.
The thing that prevents any real enthusiasm on my part is probably just the whole antiquated mindset that seems to prevail, not in Texas, but certainly in San Antonio. I
wonder, sometimes, what patrons must think when they venture anywhere to the north of this
nice city.

That's as high a rating as I give a topless club, unless there's some "extras" during the private dances. Most of the girls are Mexicans and a bit chubby, but they also know how to flirt abd make a guy feel good about himself.
I first had a couple of dances with an Anglo girl named "Brenna" who was very hot and sexy. Her large breasts felt nice, but were also fake. She said she was going to get them replaced as soon as she returned to her original home in California. I'd give her my room number any day, but she didn't show up.
The second dance I had was with a Mexican girl named "Poison." She was most charming and sexy and if I hadn't had to work the next day, I'd could have played with her all night ... or as long as the money held out. She told me she was nearly 40, but it's difficult to believe.
This club is definately worth a second visit, but be sure to bring money and lots of it.

Came in around noon on a Thursday. It was very quiet; about 6 girls and about 10 customers. Girls rated a 6-7 in general. Had an excellent hamburger for lunch, cheap. Had one OK LD from a Thai girl named J***. Then a dance from S***, dark-skinned and well enhanced. She gave me the best contact dance I've ever had in a club anywhere. Spent the rest of afternoon with her. She took me to the VIP area, which was worth the extra cost for the privacy, but you had to buy a bottle of champagne, and I got hustled to buy dances for other girls I didnt' want. BEWARE: if you use a credit card, they charge you $25 fee for every $100, and the ATM charges $7 for every $100, and will only give $100 at a time.

I dropped in to check out "Perfect Ten" recently, when I was in San Antonio for a business trip. This place is very easy to find, because it is located right on the I-410 loop, directly across from North Star Mall. If you are on I-410, get off at McCullough Ave, and then travel west on the access road for about a quarter mile. You will see the club on your right.

Before you show up at Perfect Ten, make sure you visit their website. The website will tell you all about the specials that they are offering. Plus, you can print out a coupon for Free Admission. If you are from out-of-town, there is no need to print the coupon, because you can just show your hotel room key, and you get in the club free of charge.

My flight got in late, so when I arrived the daytime drink specials had already expired. At nite, draft beer is $5, and a Lapdance will cost about $20. I met a tall, dark-skinned, beautiful girl named "Monique." She gives a very sensual Lapdance. I recommend that you take her to the back corner of the VIP area, and blow out the candle that is on the table. In the darkness, she will give you a LD that you will never forget! Of course, YMMV.

Perfect Ten is always the reliable ole' stand-by in San Antonio. Girls are usually pretty attractive, food is decent, drinks are reasonable and the place is reasonably clean. Champagne area is worth the bucks if you're going to buy a lot of drinks because if you buy the $75 bottle of champagne, then ALL drinks in the house become $4. Sometimes crowd is a bit hit or miss, but the party atmosphere usually really does pick up late in the evening.

I have been going to this club off and on for several years. The quality really varies. Sometimes it seems almost like a morge with one girl giving a very forgetable dance. The others are sitting around with their favorite customers. This seems to usually be early in the evening. Another time, a few months ago, I went on a friday eveing after midnight and the place was hopping. Girls everywhere and even the servers were sexy. They did this thing around 1 AM where all the girls went around doing short private dances for a buck. Even the waitresses. It was good. I have had some private dances here over the years. The girl will take you to a back corner that is out of the way but by no means private. A few of the girls have allowed me to suck and fondle their tits and one even let me run my finger along her pussy with her panties pulled to the side. Overall I would rate the girls are 7 or 8 with some 9s and a few 5 & 6.

Was really underwhelmed by this club. Palace and even Sugars were more impressive. The layout was pretty nice, thought it definitely smelled weird. Not bad, but weird. I think I could have gotten into the place but the talent was weak. The stage dances were below average so I decided it wasn't worth sticking around to go for lds.

First time at this club this past Wednesday night. Dropped in around 10pm and was disappointed from the valet stand on. Actually, the only saving grace was Calvin at the bar who was quick and pleasant. The girls were 5-6s with possibly one 7. Admittedly, I am not frequently in San Antonio, but this club certainly isn't up to "Texas" standards.

This club is now called "Perfect Ten." I dropped in on a Tuesday afternoon, and I discovered several pleasant surprises. First of all, there is no cover charge until 7 pm, and if you are from out-of-town, simply show your room key and you get in free, even in the evenings.

Secondly, their Happy Hour prices go until 10 pm. A glass of draft beer (Shiner Bock) is only $2.50. They also had a steak and fries special for $1.99. Now, the steak was not the quality of Ruth's Chris, but c'mon!! It was only 2 bucks!

But the best surprise was a young lady named Jules. She was very friendly. I got some dances from her, and there was lots of contact. Of course, YMMV, but if you go to Perfect Ten, you must be sure to get a dance from Jules. You will be glad that you did.

pt's is the best club in san antonio. lots of girls that spend time talking and having fun. my favorites are hannah and holly. there is usually 30 girls or more and the music is fun. if you get to san antonio it's worth your time to stop in.

Used to be called PT's, got a matchbook that had the name and address. Nice place, friendly girls, low hustle. The 'champaign room / VIP area' isn't well marked or defined, so I got kicked out of the area. No biggie, waitress re-seated me, and there were hotties everywhere. It was a tuesday night, kinda slow, but enough customers to keep the girls busy, and not too pushy. Got some good mileage, nothing special. Beers were pricey, but available (I keep forgetting some TX counties are 'dry'). Killed a few hours, and had I a bigger budget, maybe a better time.

Maybe an unfair review, based upon the time of arrival (Sunday night around 10 pm), but not a great selection. Was better than All-Stars, which I visited just before. Had two stages, then three, open. Probably about 20 girls dancing total, so a nice supply. None that I saw were real head-turners, but no 2s, either. I can easily imagine it getting a stronger review on a better (i.e. Friday or Saturday) night. However, the truly great clubs have great selection even in off times...

Was in San Antonio a few weeks ago for business and stopped in here for a drink or two with a friend. The girls were friendly but a little pushy for drinks. On thursday night the average girl was a six with a couple 9.5's. One girl, Jessey I think, was absolutely amazing and cleaned my wallet out during the night, but was worth every penny. This was a good place to go and un-wind.

As always the girls are gorgeous. COntact depends on who you get. If you know the girl you get more than you'd expect and if you don't know them it is decent. Just remember that the hottest ones usually don't try as hard.

Hit here on a Thursday last summer back when it was PT's. I had previously spent the previous two nights checking out the talent up at YR and P10 in Austin, so maybe that was why this place left me a bit disapointed.

The dancers here were fine, not excpeptional, but fine. Unlike Austin, they take you away from your table for private dances, which is usually a good thing. The problem was here that it was particularly busy and everytime I went off to go do a private dance with a lady, a waitress would assume that I left (never mind that I left my specs on the table to mark it) and give my table to a couple of beer nursing noobs. The club may not realize this, but its going to be very hard for your dancers to make sales if they fear they're not going to have a seat when they get back.

It wasn't terrible or anything, but after seeing the cars packed by the Palace when I went to a Denny's across I-410 afterwards, I kinda wish I had hit there instead. I ended up buying four dances and dropped about $100, but considering that I had $400 on me, it could have so much better.

Naturals!!! This has now changed to Perfect 10 (any may have since been acquired - hope it won't change)

Did some consulting in SA in fall, went to Palace, Allstars, Tiffany's and Perfect 10, which was my clear favorite. Totaly silacone free! Also best balance of beer prices to quality (Shiner Boch on tap, non-exhorbident prices vs. Palace).

Summary: Some stageside contact, more attention than Allstars, less sensual stage performances than Palace, but without the 30-60% plastic, better prices than Allstars. Much easier to figure out than Tiffanies for an "out of towner".
Some folks come with a lot of expectations. I like good beer, attractive, SILICONS-FREE ladies giving good performance efforts, reasonable and casual. More good beer options would have been great, but overall, recommendable.



I visited PT's in SA last Monday night for a couple of hours (11pm-1am), and I highly recommend it. It's in a nice part of town next to some good hotels and only a couple of miles from the airport. The dancers looks (7-8) and attitude (10) were well above average. I was rather surprised at the variation of effort from one girl to another. Some of them were not making any connection with the customers, and some of them were going well above the call of duty. I spent a few minutes trying to get the attention of one of the hottest Asian chicks I've ever seen, but then I realized that she was preoccupied with what I assumed was a good-paying regular, so I moved on. After watching quietly for a while, I was impressed by this striking thin blonde who was giving what appeared to be maximum effort for a couple of clowns on the back stage...but they were not tipping her. I went back there and started laying dollar bills on the rail, and she responded with vigor and a grin. When she came off the stage, she took me to the "champaign area" (this cost me an extra $25 but it was well worth it). It's off in the back and quite well lit with big, comfortable couches. One interesting point was that the "bouncer" back there was a hot blonde chick dressed in a black business pantsuit. That was cool. Her job was to collect money more than to police behavior. She left as soon as I paid her. Anyway, I happily dropped the $25 and then another $120 with my stripper (sorry - can't remember her name, but watch for her, she's the one with all the energy). I'm glad I did. One of the few times I ever had great full-view, full-contact lap dances in a "topless" club! YMMV, but I had a great time. I'd rank this place a 10 if all the girls would get naked. Good luck. I love these places where the ladies are happy to put out if you show you're happy to part with a little cash. That's what strip clubs are all about. If you ain't gonna spend some money, don't go in.

Stopped in on a recent visit to town. Had not been in for a few years and found not many good looking women and a strange feel to the club. Seemed like everyone there was uncomfortable. Dancers were not overly friendly, audience did not seem too comfortable and the mgt. did not do anything to make it better.

Watched only a few dancers and never got interested in a pvt dance. In fact, left after a short time.

Too many other friendly clubs in town to visit, so I did. Would not recommend this club now based on this recent experience. Look forward to reading other comments to see if I just had a bad experience or the club has changed for the worse.

Went there with a group of 8. Arrived at 10PM, left at 1:45AM. Cover charge was waived as we had hotel room keys and out of town driver licenses. Wait staff was very friendly but service can be hit and miss. Lap dances are $ 20 per song. We all thought that was high. Had a decent dance from Sandy (dressed in chaps), hard silcon enhanced tits (but they looked great). The dance started out with potential but in the end was OK. Had a couple dances with Michelle (said she was a student?). She took me to the corner where she allowed me to bend the rules (no touching except back and ass). No kissing or sucking. Michelle was amazing and I would have gone back tonight but she won't be there.

VERY disappointed with PTs. Used to be a regular here when I lived in town, but now only frequent it occasionally. Went on the night of the semifinal basketball games, after they were over, and expected the" A-team" to be out. If that was the A-team, I hate to see the C team! We had a couple of beers and watched the show for an hour or so, but after seeing a full rotation of girls, we headed on our way. I really thought we would see some knockouts, but it just was not the case...

Back in town for a brief visit and stopped in. Average to good looking girls. Friendly and good dancers.

Had dances from two girls. The blonde was much friendlier than the dark haired girl and I would recommend dances in the main area vs. the VIP area based on what they said.

The blonde was nikki and I will be in to see her on my next visit.



Very slow club. Girls average 5-7. I sat for a solid HOUR before anyone ever came to talk. In two and a half hours I had 3 girls come by. I can't count the number of times a girl was on main stage and then left to go back to the dressing room for 30-45 minutes. I got hussled 10 times harder by the waitresses.

The only exception to this was a cute blonde dancing under the name of Holly. Sweet girl. At least she understood that a dance is not all about how hard you can grind. Very sensual. Lots of teasing and touching. Every other dancer I got to sit down thought it was a contest to see who could grind the hardest.

This club is forever off my list.

Went earlier today, and I'm not really sure where the review about high contact came from. The review prior to mine is more accurate in that most girls give poor dances for the $20. Perhaps I'm just a little off b/c I came from Houston and their clubs this week. Nonetheless, the women were all ok to hot, and at $20 you can't really complain.

Went on a Sunday during the playoffs. The club itself is perfectly nice, but as a _strip club_ it seemed way off. There was a radio station there doing give-aways. People were watching sports. About 6 dancers, mostly good looking, but only one of whom gave dances worth bothering with (her name was Shy). Maybe nighttime or weekdays is better, and probably worth stopping by if you're out near the airport anyway, but not worth the trip out from downtown.