the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I think this is the best stripclub in san antonio. It's very upscale and the night I went it was very packed. They played alot of techno which I liked alot. They also played some rock and r&b.

Most of the girls here are hot!! Alot of girls here have fake huge boobs...alot more than ive seen at other clubs. The only thing I didn't like was that they didn't have a pole on any of the stages...Ive never been to a stripclub without at least one stripper pole. I enjoy watching girls go up and down and doing tricks on the pole, but obviously i didn't get to see any of that at this club. But it was still very entertaining to watch girls on the stage.

Overall, it's a really nice club with alot of good looking girls. I would definitely go back again.

I visited a lot of clubs some of them had $5 table dances. The girls were unfortunately only worth $5, so we went to try the Palace. The dances here were $20 but, the ladies were the most beautiful of any of clubs in South Texas. We bought a bottle to go up stairs and the wine and champagne selection was so good for a gentlemen's club it was actually hard to make a decision. The service was great especially Jolene the bartender. The over all club experience was a nice I will definately be back!

I'm told that San Antonio isn't the best city in Texas for strip clubs, Dallas is. I had heard that before going to PMC, so maybe I wasn't expecting much. But this place wasn't bad at all. The girls were attractive, but not gorgeous (maybe better on a Saturday?). The beer was cold, and the staff (including the girls) was pleasant. I didn't get any dances, but the guys I went with got a few. We all agreed that more uninhibited dancers tend to work at nude clubs, and uninhibited dancers mean better lap dances. That being said, I was told that their dances were pretty good. I guess I have to visit Dallas for a comparison, but you could certainly find a lot worse place than PMC in San Antonio.

This is one of the best strip clubs in San Antonio, although the best strip clubs are Dallas. A certain Spurs player and his incredibly hot wife have known to frequent the Palace. The girls are very attractive and there weren't any ones that I would turn away. The club is very big so it doesn't feel crowded even when there are a large number of people there. The club has plenty of TVs so you can catch your favorite sports game and get a lap dance at the sametime. The VIP room is upstairs and is very nice. I would recommend this club to anyone.