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Strip Clubs in Mission, Texas
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| # | Club Info | Reviews | Last Review | Rating | Trend | Club Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Club Fantasy 956-581-3003 Glascock Rd & Hwy 107 Mission, Texas 78572 | 3 | 09/26/08 | VIP Only. Join Now | Nude | |
| 2. | Valley Girls 956-530-4386 4006 N Conway Mission, Texas 78572 | Topless | ||||
| 3. | Boom Boom Room 956-383-0000 Old FM107 and Glasscock Rd Edinburg, Texas 78539 | Nude | ||||
| 4. | Texmex Lounge 956-618-1167 N Jackson Rd & E Owassa Rd Edinburg, Texas 78539 | Bikini | ||||
| 5. | Tex-Mex Lounge 956-618-1167 1167 N Jackson Rd McAllen, Texas 78501 | Topless | ||||
| 6. | Stilettos Cabaret 956-702-6969 1050 Sugar Rd Pharr, Texas 78577 | 3 | 08/19/08 | Topless | ||
| 7. | Xoticas 956 702 7529 4502 N Cage Blvd Pharr, Texas 78577 | Topless | ||||
| 8. | Longhorn's 956-381-4117 5021 University Dr Edinburg, Texas 78539 | Topless | ||||
| 9. | Tropicana Boys Town Reynosa, Mexico | Nude | ||||
| 10. | Lip Stick 1 Mile from Border Reynosa, Mexico | Nude | ||||
| 11. | Valley Girls 956 4648888 911 N Val Verde Rd Donna, Texas 78537 | Topless | ||||
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I tried this club again when I was in the Valley I went on a Thursday night about 9:30 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. There was not a single dancer there from my last visit. The girls are all hispanic and some do not speak english. The DJ speaks alot of spanish and they played tejano music. The stage dances were good. The girls would dance two songs on stage and would take everything off at the beginning of the second song. The girls ranged from 5 to 9. There were a few very young dancers with fantastic bodies. I really had a good time. I did not get any lap dances. The cost was $30.00 per song. I will go back when in the area
I went on a Thursday night 9:00 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. It was slow going at first. I was there for about twenty minutes before the first dancer got on stage but it was continuous after that and they opened a second stage about 11:00 PM. The girls are all hispanic and many do not speak english. The DJ speaks alot of spanish. The stage dances were good. The girls would dance two songs on stage and would take everything off at the beginning of the second song. The girls ranged from 6 to 9. I really had a good time. I did not get any lap dances. The cost was $30.00 per song.
Went to the club during the day. Not much to look at on the outside. Inside was OK, but dark. The first visit there was no cover charge, the second there was an $8 cover. I kept running into the black chairs because I could not see them. First time I think there were three dancers, and three customers. The next time there was one dancer and two or three customers. The dancers were full figured, but not excessively overweight. The first time there were some stage dances. Usually two or three songs and then a girl on stage for two songs. One dance with clothes and one dance nude. A tip at the rail and you had a full view. The private dances were not very private, but since I was the only one back there it was private. The private dances were $30, nude with a lot of touching. The girls knew what to do. Maybe there is more action at night, but I wouldn't know. Club would have been a 10 except for the lack of dancers.
I went to the club several times when I was working in the area.I stopped in on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday night. I got there about 9:00 PM each night. There was a $11.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. There was one stage going when I got there and they opened a second stage about 11:00 PM. The girls are all hispanic and many do not speak english. The DJ speaks alot of spanish. The stage dances were pretty good. The girls would dance two songs on stage and would take everything off at the beginning of the second song. The girls ranged from 6 to 9. I really had a good time. I did not get any lap dances in the back. The cost was $30.00 per song but they did offer 2 for 1 lap dances every hour or two.
Went here for a buddy's birthday last month. It was a Thursday night and it was packed. We went at around 5:30pm and there were a handful of guys inside the club. It was so dark that I could not tell how many girls there were because they were not dancing at the time. It seemed like they were all sitting down with the patrons. From what i could see though, most of these girls were filler and mostly porkly.
My buddy hit the nail on the head when he said that the hot girls come in at 8pm. Change of shift and the average girl went from a 3 to a 7, with two definite 9's.
The entrance fee is $10 if I recall correctly, standard table dance $20 and vip dance $30. At some point in the night they have a 2 for 1 vip dance special, but the songs are very short. I have had five vip dances here and three of them were very good, and two were bland. On the good dances, I was treated to a face full of pink and she had no qualms about letting me have a taste.
Be sure to ask the girl "what is the difference between the two dances?" if they say "its more private" I would just go with the standard. If they say "you can touch" then chances are you'll come out with a smile on your face.
The music is good and the lighting is ok, and this club does get crowded. This is a BYOB club and there is a drive-thru beer store right next door. Oddly enough, when I went to buy beer there the attendant was a girl twice as pretty as any of the strippers in the club. DAMN.
Girls are awesome and the DJ really rocks the girls r hot especially Innocense, and i can't even remember the others there were so many will go back and have gone back . This club really rocks the girls cater to you, there not stuck up like some clubs in Houston...
Went to Club Fantasy over Christmas while on vacation. I was totally surprised to find a nude club down there and even more surprised to find the girls so friendly. Dollar dances were $5 but the dance was totally nude. The VIP area was great it was all hands on. Stayed for many hours and have had a vacation to remember.
Visited this club again this past week while in the area on business. Again it did not dissappoint me. It was a Thursday evening late, good croud, great dancers (6-10). The club is off Hwy 107 in Mission, not much to look at but typical of a neighborhood strip club. The dancers were almost all hispanic, very erotic, sensual, and entertaining. It was 2 for 1 night, so about every hour they have a special. You get 2 table dances for $20 or 2 VIP area dances for $30.....take the $30--it is well worth it. View and tip the dancers on stages (3) first to find your favorite, then try the special in the back. That way you get more bang for your buck, and I truly mean a bang of a lap dance. Lots of touching, viewing.....the best I have seen in any club. Also, consider wearing shorts.....it provides easy access and a great experience. Too bad my project is finished in this area, because it is well worth the visit. Also, make sure you use an ATM before coming to the club, the inhouse ATM is expensive. Have Fun.....
This club has cured me for all other clubs. I had the ultimate buck naked strip club experience here the last time I visited (mid-May '05). I can't give all the details, as that might incriminate me, but I strongly urge you to put a stop here on your must do list the next time you visit The Valley. The only down side to CF is that it's a dump to look at. But let's face it, you're practiallly in the Third World here, so what do you expect? Who goes to strip clubs for nice lighting and beautiful furniture anyway? I go for the NAKED HOT CHICKS! And the chicks are definitely naked and they're also as hot as the local weather. Actually, I have been there twice, and both times the dancers were all extrordinarily fine, in that exotic latin way I am so fond of. There was not a loser in the bunch, and no fat ones at all. I do not exaggerate when I tell you that the average is easily 8, and the last time I was there I met two gals who were obviously running together...and I swear they were both 10s. Their story was that they were from Monterrey (MX) and they were new to the US. They both gave me the most unbelieveable private dances. Absolutely no inhibitions. You can be sure that I left with a smile on my face, and I've often thought about both of these ladies many times since. It was an amazing time...I spent $290 over a four hour period and the good times never stopped. I used to check out any strip joint where the dancers would get naked, but not so much now. None of the others measure up to this little place. I will guarantee you that I'll make another visit to the Club Fantasy the next time I find myself visiting deep in South Texas. Please just go see for yourself. Take a few hundred bucks and have a great time. I did!
Visited this club while working in McAllen Texas. The club was a little hard to find and about a 20 minute drive from McAllen. This is a BYOB but Nude club, so bring your beer or stop by the drive-in conveniece store next door to pick it up. The cover was $11 on a Thursday night when I was there. Got there about
10pm. The club was nicer inside than I expected. There were 3 stages with dancers (mostly Latino) on 2 of the stages. Dancers range from a 6-9, and were very expressive and interactive (both on-stage and in the VIP). The VIP was well worth the $30 per dance. On this Thursday, they had 2 for 1 dances throughout the night, so double the pleasure. Both of the dancers I selected were great. One spoke some English, the other not, but we communicated just fine. Both were very touchy in the VIP and allowed me to touch them in all the right areas. Definitely a club I would go to again if in the area.
I went on a Thursday night 9:00 PM. There was a $15.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. It was slow going at first. I was there for about twenty minutes before the first dancer got on stage but it was continuous after that and they opened a second stage about 11:00 PM. The girls are all hispanic and many do not speak english. The DJ speaks alot of spanish. The stage dances were good. The girls would dance two songs on stage and would take everything off at the beginning of the second song. The girls ranged from 6 to 9. I really had a good time. I did not get any lap dances. The cost was $30.00 per song.
Went to the club during the day. Not much to look at on the outside. Inside was OK, but dark. The first visit there was no cover charge, the second there was an $8 cover. I kept running into the black chairs because I could not see them. First time I think there were three dancers, and three customers. The next time there was one dancer and two or three customers. The dancers were full figured, but not excessively overweight. The first time there were some stage dances. Usually two or three songs and then a girl on stage for two songs. One dance with clothes and one dance nude. A tip at the rail and you had a full view. The private dances were not very private, but since I was the only one back there it was private. The private dances were $30, nude with a lot of touching. The girls knew what to do. Maybe there is more action at night, but I wouldn't know. Club would have been a 10 except for the lack of dancers.
I went to the club several times when I was working in the area.I stopped in on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday night. I got there about 9:00 PM each night. There was a $11.00 cover charge. It was BYOB. There was one stage going when I got there and they opened a second stage about 11:00 PM. The girls are all hispanic and many do not speak english. The DJ speaks alot of spanish. The stage dances were pretty good. The girls would dance two songs on stage and would take everything off at the beginning of the second song. The girls ranged from 6 to 9. I really had a good time. I did not get any lap dances in the back. The cost was $30.00 per song but they did offer 2 for 1 lap dances every hour or two.
Went here for a buddy's birthday last month. It was a Thursday night and it was packed. We went at around 5:30pm and there were a handful of guys inside the club. It was so dark that I could not tell how many girls there were because they were not dancing at the time. It seemed like they were all sitting down with the patrons. From what i could see though, most of these girls were filler and mostly porkly.
My buddy hit the nail on the head when he said that the hot girls come in at 8pm. Change of shift and the average girl went from a 3 to a 7, with two definite 9's.
The entrance fee is $10 if I recall correctly, standard table dance $20 and vip dance $30. At some point in the night they have a 2 for 1 vip dance special, but the songs are very short. I have had five vip dances here and three of them were very good, and two were bland. On the good dances, I was treated to a face full of pink and she had no qualms about letting me have a taste.
Be sure to ask the girl "what is the difference between the two dances?" if they say "its more private" I would just go with the standard. If they say "you can touch" then chances are you'll come out with a smile on your face.
The music is good and the lighting is ok, and this club does get crowded. This is a BYOB club and there is a drive-thru beer store right next door. Oddly enough, when I went to buy beer there the attendant was a girl twice as pretty as any of the strippers in the club. DAMN.
Girls are awesome and the DJ really rocks the girls r hot especially Innocense, and i can't even remember the others there were so many will go back and have gone back . This club really rocks the girls cater to you, there not stuck up like some clubs in Houston...
Went to Club Fantasy over Christmas while on vacation. I was totally surprised to find a nude club down there and even more surprised to find the girls so friendly. Dollar dances were $5 but the dance was totally nude. The VIP area was great it was all hands on. Stayed for many hours and have had a vacation to remember.
Visited this club again this past week while in the area on business. Again it did not dissappoint me. It was a Thursday evening late, good croud, great dancers (6-10). The club is off Hwy 107 in Mission, not much to look at but typical of a neighborhood strip club. The dancers were almost all hispanic, very erotic, sensual, and entertaining. It was 2 for 1 night, so about every hour they have a special. You get 2 table dances for $20 or 2 VIP area dances for $30.....take the $30--it is well worth it. View and tip the dancers on stages (3) first to find your favorite, then try the special in the back. That way you get more bang for your buck, and I truly mean a bang of a lap dance. Lots of touching, viewing.....the best I have seen in any club. Also, consider wearing shorts.....it provides easy access and a great experience. Too bad my project is finished in this area, because it is well worth the visit. Also, make sure you use an ATM before coming to the club, the inhouse ATM is expensive. Have Fun.....
This club has cured me for all other clubs. I had the ultimate buck naked strip club experience here the last time I visited (mid-May '05). I can't give all the details, as that might incriminate me, but I strongly urge you to put a stop here on your must do list the next time you visit The Valley. The only down side to CF is that it's a dump to look at. But let's face it, you're practiallly in the Third World here, so what do you expect? Who goes to strip clubs for nice lighting and beautiful furniture anyway? I go for the NAKED HOT CHICKS! And the chicks are definitely naked and they're also as hot as the local weather. Actually, I have been there twice, and both times the dancers were all extrordinarily fine, in that exotic latin way I am so fond of. There was not a loser in the bunch, and no fat ones at all. I do not exaggerate when I tell you that the average is easily 8, and the last time I was there I met two gals who were obviously running together...and I swear they were both 10s. Their story was that they were from Monterrey (MX) and they were new to the US. They both gave me the most unbelieveable private dances. Absolutely no inhibitions. You can be sure that I left with a smile on my face, and I've often thought about both of these ladies many times since. It was an amazing time...I spent $290 over a four hour period and the good times never stopped. I used to check out any strip joint where the dancers would get naked, but not so much now. None of the others measure up to this little place. I will guarantee you that I'll make another visit to the Club Fantasy the next time I find myself visiting deep in South Texas. Please just go see for yourself. Take a few hundred bucks and have a great time. I did!
Visited this club while working in McAllen Texas. The club was a little hard to find and about a 20 minute drive from McAllen. This is a BYOB but Nude club, so bring your beer or stop by the drive-in conveniece store next door to pick it up. The cover was $11 on a Thursday night when I was there. Got there about
10pm. The club was nicer inside than I expected. There were 3 stages with dancers (mostly Latino) on 2 of the stages. Dancers range from a 6-9, and were very expressive and interactive (both on-stage and in the VIP). The VIP was well worth the $30 per dance. On this Thursday, they had 2 for 1 dances throughout the night, so double the pleasure. Both of the dancers I selected were great. One spoke some English, the other not, but we communicated just fine. Both were very touchy in the VIP and allowed me to touch them in all the right areas. Definitely a club I would go to again if in the area.