the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

After leaving Streakers, I arrived at Teresas at 11:30PM, Thursday, June 1, 2006. As I entered, I was carded (at my age????), still a formality by law, but no cover charge. Upon entering this very very small neighborhood club, the dance stage was located on the left, pool tables on my right, and bar on the back wall to the right. There were about 6 customers in the club at that time along with 3 dancers (2 white/1 black). They have a jukebox to pick songs from and ask for donations. The dancers dance in bikini type outfits and do no disrobe on stage. LDs are conducted on cushioned love seats (2) against the backwall right beside the bar, for $20 per LD. There is absolutely no privacy on LDs! The female bartender and waitresses were friendly. I noticed the cute younger waitress (7) of the two working, giving a LD to a customer later on. The black dancer left about 20 minutes upon my arrival, which left Tyler and Star, both 7s. They each would dance 2 song sets and take turns. Tyler was my favorite, as when I tipped her on stage, she would bring her bra type top down far enough for me to see the nips. Since this was my last club visit for the night, I ended up getting to LDs from Tyler, who gave good one-way contact. When ever she danced sitting on me facing me, she would lift up her top exposing her breasts, but would cover them as she turned to do a reverse grind (not wanting the other customers to see her goods without paying of course). To compare skills, yes..... I did get one LD from Star who was an OK dancers but was worth only $10 and didn't volunteer to lift her top. I rated the club as a 4 only because it was strickly a neighborhood bar and ok for stopping off for a quick beer, which was $3.

ADDITIONAL INFO:

Avg. Dance Cost: $20
Ethnicity: Mixed
Hours: 6PM to 2:00AM Tuesday thru Saturday. Closed Sundays and Mondays.