the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

It's a small club and the girls are about average with a few that are below and a few that are really hot. The girls come by to check on you and will work you up to sell you a table dance. Once you get your dance, it's the luck of the draw, some girls are friendlier than others.

You can normally tell which girls will give you the best time because they do the best audition out front.

The club is really dark and that's just fine for the action that goes on in the club.

Small club with primarily asian/african-american dancers. Dancers would rate a 3, maybe 4 but if lucky, you will find a very friendly one who gives up close and personal dances. Visited on weeknights so not sure about weekends. Not a regular but when there, typically 5 dancers between 7:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m.

I was here at this club last week (August 2005) simply because it was close to my hotel. My immediate reaction before even pulling into the hotel was of the questionable looking people hanging outside of the club. Even so, I figured I'd go in and take a chance - for $6, it couldn't hurt.

Once inside, I noticed that the central area was very empty. However, the chairs at the walls seemed to have a few more customers sitting around, and girls sitting in laps. This club was pretty dimly lit, so I could not see a whole lot - how pretty the girls were and such.

I sat down in the central area and focused my attention on the only girl around - the one on stage. She was probably a size 12-14 and had b-cup boobs. In other words, her stomach was far larger than her chest. The rest of her body and chest was about the same thing - not impressive.

About 60 seconds later, a nice black girl came and sat next to me. She did not ask for a dance, and she did not attempt to make conversation. At this time, a second girl went to dance on stage and while I thought it impossible, she was worse looking than the first.

I excused myself from the dancer sitting next to me and told her that I just was not interested that night. This is the first club I have ever walked out of in less than an hour. I will not go back.

I used to frequent this place in the day time, before 7pm. It's a small place, but there were a few nice looking girls there. A couple of cute hispanic girls with nice butts, and this very sexy white girl named Tia, that gives very good dances. The drink prices are a little high ($5.75), but they have a late happy hour (6pm), and everything is $3.75 until 8.

There are not usually a lot of people in there, but there are always many girls.