the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I showed up at Colorado around 5PM and was planning on staying to around 10PM. This way I could see both the day shift and the night shift. Afternoon fee is steep but it gets you one free drink. The club is big, kind of similar to The Lodge in Dallas - very big, but lots of small rooms, nooks and crannies. Overall I would rate the ambiance very high. However when I got a look at the afternoon shift dancers I nearly ran for the hills. It looked as if I had walked into the Houston Cattle Show rather than a strip club. There were a few dozen extremely fat and very homely girls dancing. I couldn't find a single girl I would rate over a 5.

After being speachless for nearly 90 minutes and wondering why I came into the place at all, the night shift started arriving and I began to smile again. There ended up being about 30 dancers in total and looks ranged from 5 - 7 with a handful of 8's thrown in for good measure. Being a lover of tall women I spotted a tall skinny brunette with long legs and amazing "D" Cub natural boobs. Her face looked kindof like Chelsey Clinton.

Anyway I ended up getting some hands-on grinding dances in the corner ($30 each) and ended up taking her into a private room. Most of the private rooms have poles and this girl was a gymnast who could do things on that pole I've only dreamed about. Anyway, no happy endings, lots of grindings but no touching the kitty or johnson. The girl was fun and was one of the 8's, but wouldn't go the extra mile. All in all an OK experience. If the club wasn't located right next door to the Hilton, I probably wouldn't have gone.

I think this club is quite average for Houston. The dancers are nice, some of them really pretty and some just very average. The dances are a little "hands off" compared to the rest of houston - but that still means there's some touching allowed, it's just generally not as high mileage or grindage as many of the other clubs in the city. The sign is huge and flashy, but to be sincere I would have to recommend trying the other clubs in the city first.

I liked the ambience although it has been a little slow when I was there. A brunette and blonde came to sit with me, but I was looking for a little more "flavor."I have gone to this club on different days, day and night, and I don't see any black girls. I happen to be a very wealthy,happily married man who enjoys the company of ethnic dancers.I am not the 'ghetto bootie club" type, but the classy black woman can have my entire wallet!!! She can hold a decent conversation and has a nice butt. Me mand my business partners like to come here because we frequent the area for meetings with clients.Nice girls here and nice club atmosphere, just not enough variety. Blonde is always hot, but gets a little boring. I need a buffet please.

One of my favorite clubs. Easy to get to. Great parking and they have a guard outside watching over. Close to Bellaire (Chinatown), late night eats at Singh Singh baby!!! You can hang out at the club all night, get to Singh Singh on Bellaire by 1:15 am and order yourself some saute lobster, seafood noodle soup and saute clams! All for $40!!! Better than any IHOP meal you will ever have. Now, about the Colorado. It is more like half strip club hunting lodge and half sports bar. I love the beer!! The greatest selection of draft beers around all served in a freezing cold chilled pint mug! MMMMMMM. Best beer in town. Bar food was fantastic! You can find a girl. Chat her up, watch her dance, throw some money at her, take her across the hall for a couple of lap dances in relative seclusion. Shoot some pool, play ping ball and Ms. Pacman and ordered up some CHOW!!! What a great hang out place! Girls are not the nicest looking around but all are very very friendly. "extra" activities are all negotiable. You can pay $150 for a bottle of champange and go to the private rooms. No one will bother you in there and you can then negotiate the services with your lady. I choose not to do this, but ended up hooking up with my dancer later that night. She meet up with me after work and we went out to Chinatown for a late night feast...the rest...use your imagination!