the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went to the Dirty Bird around 6:30 Sunday, by 7:00 they had 20 girls working. Club offers no tip out to girls before 7:00 on Sunday; there were only 5 guys in the club. A good time was had as I sampled some high contact dances from couple of attractive ladies then had one of the ladies that I know finish me off. Selection of girls was a nice mix of young and mature dancers though mainly Hispanic or Black. Full bar and 4 beers for $13.00 is a good deal at a strip joint.

After reading the numerous reviews, I tried this place and arrived late in the evening on a Tuesday. Positive: there was ample space, a variety of activities including pool and watching the game on the big screen tv. The layout allows for good views all around and there is a semi-private VIP. Negative: dancers were mainly latina...really no different from many other clubs in EP. I thought from all the reviews that you would definitely see a difference in the quality of dancers as well as there hotness level. Also, many of the dancers did their rounds and seemed lazy in actually trying to make a connection with a customer. In addition, dances were average. No two-way contact or high mileage...just alot of air and minimal contact. It was definitely a disappoint considering all the reviews that raved about this place. I'm hoping next time will be different but I'm not holding my breath.

I keep going to this club during the day because that is probably the best time to get more bang for your buck. The dancers that are mostly speak Spanish during the day. However, there are some dancers that are very good at giving table dances in the VIP area. Make sure you ask upfront for the cost because you might be surprised once you get the dances. The best dancers during the day are Brichell, Trinity, Hazel, Angel, Sparkles....u can high mileage dances...but ask for the cost up front.

Probably the best strip club in el paso right now. They had plenty of good looking ladies and plenty of stuff to look at. I got the vip dance, very nice, enjoyed it, only downside it that it's not byob, but the girls are great. I was only there for about an hour and a half but from what I saw the the best place to go to see some great ass. Plenty of great looking ladies and plenty of ladies to go around. There's plenty of eye candy to go around and pick and choose.