the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

The last two reviews (net scores 3.33 and 1.67) are believable as accurate, but the prior two reviews (net scores 8.33 and 8.00) are also believable as accurate. More than most clubs, Cabaret is hit-it-bigtime or miss-by-a-mile. Many of the dancers that often work at Cabaret could not get hired by other clubs, due to their overall appearance and appeal. But there are some dancers at Cabaret who could work anywhere, and if you find one of them when you visit this place, you should consider yourself fortunate. That's because they'll possibly treat you in a manner that would not happen in those other clubs, and won't ask for alot of money. The other feedback posted here about the DJ and the waitstaff is absolutely correct. Try your best to ignore them (although the DJ is tough to ignore...), and don't go for the dancer-drink scam. If one of the few desireable dancers is working, you can have a memorable time at Cabaret. Good luck.

I went to this place last night on the strength of a few of the past reviews. The cover was $10 and it's BYOB. $3.50 gets you a bucket of ice. This was a bad night to go. There were a lot of heavy women that I wouldn't give a second look to on the street let alone pay to see naked.

Plus the DJ was the most annoying asshole to ever spin a record. He kept yelling over the music. Not the typical DJ banter, but silly shit like singing along to AC/DC and the Scorpions.

Plus the waitress tried to hustle an $8 coke for a dancer that decided to sit next to me.

Stopped by on Tuesday. I know the looks of the girls varies greatly and you can usually find a descent looking girl to provide you the kind of service you want if you take your time and sample a few till you hit on the one you want to negotiate with. Tuesday was pathetic and I was going in with the mind set of not being picky and just wanted any girl as long as she provided the service I was looking for. I was wrong! I have lowered my standards in the past, but could not lower them enough to find any women in this place acceptable. There were about 8 women there and each time they went on stage I was just hoping they wouldn’t take off their clothes. I will probably try this place again in a few months just to see if things have gotten better , but my mind is still reeling now.

If you like a down and dirty club with lots of two-way contact, the Cabaret is your kind of place. Dancers tend to by thin and small breasted or large breasted with a few (or quite a few) extra pounds. Some can communicate well in English, some very limited. If you don't like your dick touched, find another club. I had dances from about 8 dancers over two nights and all did at least some manual rubbing and several went inside my shorts. Had a few licks from one and covered FS with another. Most allowed fingering with insertion.

Dances are in booths with the view to the sides blocked and open to the main room. Lighting is quite low. Many dancers will do what they think they can get away with.

On Thursday night staff was reasonably cool, but Friday night provided much more interference. Dancers get nude on stage, but generally not in the booths. But clothing is pulled to the side or up or down and access allowed for 10 or 20 seconds at a time, depending on location and interest of staff. Not as wide open as a year or two ago, but still a high contact club.

If you have disappointing dances, try Angeline or Ester for a good faith attempt to make you happy.

Cover and dances were both $10, but they do try to drain you of ones with their hourly full review followed by circulation with 30 to 90 second dances for $1 each. It does give a chance to see how hands on they are, who is energetic, and who is slow and soft. So it is a good way to pick who you want for the $10 dances. No separate VIP, so no extra charge for that. If you are just in for a quicky, you can have a lot of fun for $50.

Music volume was reasonable (for a club) and temperature was comfortable, not a freezer.