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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Things must have changed dramatically for the better, because the last reviews from October 2007 through February 2008 call this club a waste. My experiences here on two visits within the past two months were very good. I rated the dancers 7, because they are not the best-looking around, but some of them really aim to please. I elevated the value rating and the overall rating because I got complete satisfaction for not too much money (no suggestions that I should pay extra to get extra) on both visits. The most recent visit led to follow-on activity that was beyond one's fondest hopes.

I can't believe it; I read the previous review and still went to the club, as it appeared there was way more going on there than at the Montana Club. Bad move. $15 cover, ridiculous... Like the review says, "the guy at the door said we got 5 girls here already, and more coming". There were 5 females working all right, but not a one of them was anything approaching a 3. I will not be able to wipe the vision of two fat legs in the air and the warm jello jiggly thighs for a looong time.

Looks like the place is set up to do some business but on this weeknight it was horribly dead. Buyer beware.

BYOB, liquor store next door, that's really the only appealing thing about this place.

I must be a masochist... I went back. I had been at the Montana Hideaway, and there were no new girls there to be had, so I decided to see if PP had any new girls. I went in, challenged the owner with a "do you actually have any dancers here tonight?" question, and was told yes, there were 7 girls working. Okay, so I paid the $10 to get in and went inside to find the same dark room, with no girls on stage. The manager-type said that the girls would start dancing in a moment, so I sat down and played a few video games, and then played a few more, and then... I asked the manager what gives? He said that he would get someone. So I went and sat down at a table and a rather large woman asked me if I wanted company -- no, if I wanted a big fat ugly girl, I would go to a bar and pick one up for free. Then a decent girl sat down and asked the same, so I said yes. She explained that the girls were only there to talk and negotiate lap dances, not to get on stage. She did dance once and she wasn't bad. So I give her an 9 (Breanna) but the rest of the club a negative 8, so overall the club is a 1. If you do go, find Breanna, she is friendly, and gives a very friendly lap dance!

I go to El Paso a couple of times a year, and was previously let down when the Platinum closed. So when I recently saw that it had reopened, I was pretty excited. Unfortunately, all of the cute little latina and white girls have been replaced by ugly and old hags. It is apparent that the owners agree, because they now keep it dark on the inside so that you can't really see the girls until they get close -- and then it is too late. Avoid this club for now!