the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Nice club but only a few “good looking” girls and them seem to only be hanging out with regulars. The stage show was interesting but none of the girls ever came by to dance. A couple of girls that approached me were 6’s (at best) or lower. I can stay home with my girlfriend if I want higher than 6’s. Some guys looked like they were having fun but I was not one of them.

Went back as a regular and, as usual, had a great time. Definitely appears if the summer crop of beauties are out and they were in force Saturday night. I can't think of hardly any dancers I would rate below a 7, but I can't say I was making a definitive survey. Arrived around 9pm left at closing around 4am. Spent less than I normally do, but had an excellent time with a particular Asian dancer M.... Many long hours together with her was very good for the soul. She was quite a treat. Also had dances from several others and they were very good as well. And I can't say it enough, you have to pay for the VIP, as everything is much better there. More relaxed, more comfortable, and definitely more fun overall. And a lower light level gives a more intimate feel to being with your favorite dancer. The VIP price is also up to $55. There was also quite a few new, young waitresses. They were very cute, attentive, and checked on me regularly to see if I needed anything. Felt like I was being waited on by a crew of them. Sunny and Linda, the two older Asian waitresses I've gotten to know over the past several years are always very nice and friendly, and definitely take excellent care of good tippers. And don't forget to tip the VIP manager... All in all another great experience.

Stopped in at the Gold Club after work last night at about 6:30 pm. The bad news is that the change in cover charge from $10 to $20 now occurs at 6:00 pm, instead of 7:00 so I missed out on the $10 savings. Oh well ...

As I sat through the last hour of the day shift girls I was thinking that with the exception of “Bella”, I’d wasted my money $20 instead of $10. But the good news is that things improved considerably with the influx of the night girls. The day shift was heavily Latina, and that would normally be fine because I generally quite attracted to hispanic girls, but none of these ladies would have rated more than a 6 for looks, and generally even less for attitude. Maybe the poor attitude was a problem only because it was the end of a long and unproductive day. Who knows.

Anyway, with the arrival of the night girls, both the attractiveness index and the attitude index improved considerably. There were a number of real hotties (8's and 9's) ranging from a VERY busty blonde (so large that they were probably man-made (but they felt quite real as she rubbed them all over my face <g>) to my favorite, "Adrianna". She’s 5'10" tall without the 5" heels so she has legs that go all the way up to heaven. She has a gorgeous smile, and she really seemed to be having a great time. I fell in love even before she took off her panties and revealed the sexiest geometric design tattoo on her totally shaved mound. Mmmmm, I wish I'd become a tattoo artist :)

All in all it was worth the $20 cover and another $20 - $30 in singles for stageside tips. I didn't sample any laps because unless you pay $35 more for the VIP room, there is virtually no privacy (or you can spend $250 for a "skybox" - yeah, if you're a TX oil millionaire!).

Overall I rate this visit a 9.0, primarily based on the night shift.

Well got there about 10:30 and ordered a diet pepsi. Waitress brought me a regular pepsi which I refused but the club refused to replace it. The manager said I had opened the bottle and should have checked the lable first. He was a real asshole since I had just paid 50 bucks to get in and have VIP access. Finally he gave in but what a hassle, what does replacing is cost the club and what about customer service. The good news is a couple of the dancers saw the episode and took good care of me later. Nude laps are $20 which is the first time I have seen that price in years. Good grind and touching breast, below is off limits but could get a brush in every now and again. But I think YMMV if you are known or have several dances with the same girl. I will check it out again, you should as well but remember to check the label of your soft drink first!