the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Expose was recently featured on VH1's "The Pickup Artist" The clientelle is younger here than other places. The girls vary in quality, and there isn't much privacy. Right after the front lobby is where you pay cover. The club feels kind of cramped, and there isn't much privacy. Jenny is a cutey worth asking for. Overall, it's not one of the better places in Austin, but beats lower end clubs. The parking lot is kind of sketchy even though they say it's covered by security.

I went to this club on a Monday night 2 catch the game... the game was on only one screen. There were more waitresses than customers, and dancers...
They are on a hiring freeze because college at UT is back in session and word on the streets is college boys don't spend or have any money to spend on entertainment, so if you want to see the same ol faces- go here.
The girls in there were below average and boring!

Checked out Expose last Thursday night after not having been there for over 3 years. My opinion has not changed.

Generally, it's a decent looking club. Medium-sized, plenty of room to find a seat. Dancers are visible on multiple stages etc. etc.

The back room is where private dances occur. Decent semi-privacy available.

I was not surprised after sitting patiently for almost 2-hours and not seeing any dancer I liked. The talent here is in the 4-7 range across the board. A pretty small crowd confirmed this for me. I'm pretty sure I saw even the most popular dancers cycle in and out of the back area at least once or twice.

I've heard many times that there is decent talent here but I have yet to see any on two visits on what should be there busiest evenings.

There was one hot girl in the place, a waitress who was buzzing around all night. I finally caught her, asked her if she would do some dances, and if she ever did them. She said "No way in hell, never...it's not my thing". Nuff said.

Talent = 4
Atmostphere = 5
Privacy = 8
Dancer quantity = 3
Total = 4...slightly below average

I made a second trip to this place and loved it. I still can't get attention from the girls, probably because I'm sitting alone? They seem to go toward groups of men, must think they have all the $.

The layout seems disorientiing if you're there too long. There are four different stages, three bars, and it seems like the whole layout is a bit of a maze, getting through tables, chairs, and around bars. They did have free snacks at happy hour, which was a nice touch. And there are always good feature entertainers!