the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

This is the worst place, I have ever been. I went there just for curiosity, and at the door they said you have to pay $60 for hiring a room for half an hour and you need to pay at least $20 tip for the model. I accepted and entered; they took my credit card and went to take the money. After that model girl came into the room and said that you have to pay at least $80 tip for half an hour. I was undecided for a moment, but I accepted to give, then girl took my credit card and went again...
When she came, she got undressed and started to dance, after a minute she got undressed, she said if you wanna touch, you should give $60 more.. I was undecided again, and I thought I gave that much amount of money, I want a good night. If it is $60 ahead of me, I will give that amount.
She dressed, took my credit card and went to take the money, again. She came with the credit card receipt to take my signature; she took my signature and went again out of the door...
She came back, when she start undressing, the cassette recorder stuck, and she passed one song away, which was from 6th song to 7th song.
She got undressed and she only allowed me to touch under her knee..
and What!!!
While it is on 8th song, she said that this is your last song..
I said "What the hell are you talking about, we just started with the 7th song, are you kidding me, I paid this thing $200 for just 2 songs??"
She said I am sorry, you just hired the room for 30 minutes, and it is ended up with the 8th song..
I said "OK! This is the last drop but OK, I will hire the room for 30 more minutes by paying $60 more, and you will do what you will do"(Btw, she was not doing anything, she was just allowing me to touch under her knees, she was not doing anything.)
She said "No, then you have to pay $140 more for my second session in this room"
I said "This is the last nonsense I am hearing, I am just going by saving my remaining money".
THIS IS THE WORST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN
WITH $200, TAKING NOTHING


After leaving The Yellow Rose, I arrived at Foxxies at 8:25PM on Friday, June 2, 2006. This is not a club but a modeling agency located on the service road on the west side of I-35. There was one gentleman just driving out of the very very very small parking lot. The club had a billboard sign in the parking lot adverstising positions open for nude models with a salary range of up to $2000 a month. I knew I wasn't into nude modeling but entered to get the facts, which were: $60 cover charge for the modeling room which went to the house; models worked strictly on tips, starting at $20. The more tips the better the modeling session goes; no touching of the models. The house girl also advised me that starting at 9:00PM that night, a freak show at the agency was going to begin. FREAK SHOW?? Hell, why not?? She explained that FREAK meant tattoos piercings, etc, but didn't inquire as to whether it pertained to models or customers. With BIKERS in town, it didn't surprise me. All of this was explained to me by a lovely female staff member whom had a model (rated 6) standing by her, I suppose in case I was interested, that model would have been next or the only one avaialbe, who knows? Anyway, it's my belief that if you flash enough $$$$, the models would probably (NOT FOR SURE) get very friendly with you and may receive two way contact, instead of "wanking Willy" yourself. I rated this 'club' or 'agency' a 5 based solely on it probably being the only modeling place in town and easy access to I-35, and not having any former reveiews done on it. If you're into the modeling thing, check it out, would like to see a review on it as to what goes on inside. Since it was getting late, I decided to depart Austin and check out Killeen, TX.

ADDITIONAL INFO:

I had called the listed phone number prior to arriving in Austin, and found it to be disconnected, so TUSCL can delete the listed number from club details.



Well, have to stop in once ayear, right? It was exactly a year...hmmm... $5 at the door, thanks, guv. The music sucked, played for teh dancers, not customers, big mistake. Drink was ok, expensive, though considering teh surroundings. Just no real reason to come back. This place was a bunch of fun about 7 years ago. "Club O" should rename to "Club 0" (zero). To improve, get rid of the grazing cows, get some babes in, and get a parking lot guy.

Went here for a change of pace from other clubs I usually frequent in Austin. I'd heard good things about the Crazy Lady (former name) but they don't seem to have followed over with the name change.

Rather sparsely populated with clientèle which makes the girls hound you a little much for the dances. The girls were average looking, but the dances were very minimal contact. Perhaps I had an off shift, but there seems to be better mileage elsewhere in Austin.

This has always been an interesting joint. Went recently and the girls ranged from 3-8, favorites are Julia and Erotica. Drinks reasonable, parking is and always has been a problem. It is a place where NOBODY would ever think of looking for you. Looks unsafe based on the area it is in, but in 21 years, have had no problem.

This is my favorite club...or was. A recent visit, June 11. Wow, what a nose dive this club has made. You can't screw things up this much without trying. This WAS a night where the women were the knife/bullet wound type. UGLY, uglyyyyyy whoa! The place never had super beauty queens, but wow...this place now sucks big time. First impression: no parking lot guy, Telemundo on the TV's, black/mexican crowd (80-90%) rap crap music. Stay clear. They have run off ALL of gthe old dancers except Nikki. Hate to rate it a 1 after 19 years, but this is a place to be avoided. GeorgeC

I went to the Lady last night expecting to see chicks with bullet wounds and stab marks. It wasn't that bad, but it didn't seem like there were was much privacy in the place. There was one really good looking blonde, but the rest wasn't very good at all.

Not a bad little club. Completely different on the inside than it looks. During the day its slow as shit but there is one girl there thats good looking and doesn't mind hanging out with you for a while. Not nearly as nice a club as Yellow Rose or Sugars but it's better than a lot in austin

What, no reviews by anyone else since August? OK, here's an update based on my recent experience at Crazy Lady. This time on a weeknight, no valet parking (yeah!). About a dozen girls working, many average looking, and a few above average. Mix of black and white. Got a few dances from an average looking, experienced lady. In my view, the slightly older ladies do a better job, both mentally and physically. In this case however, this lady was in some kind of funk, so I spent a half hour listening to her woes and providing career advice. The evening turned around when I agreed to a dance from a slim black girl, who happened to have a friend there as well. The two of them did their level best to separate me from my money, and were pretty successful over the course of several hours. Let's just say they stuck with me, on me and around me, and we had lots of fun. This just validates my experiences with strip clubs in general - they are rather unpredictable places.

Went on a recent Tuesday night. Better than I remembered from previous visit, as the quality of girls was higher, and the DJ was not too intrusive. Dances were $10 until 10PM, then $20 thereafter. Had some nice conversation and lap dances from a few girls. Not exceptional but ok mileage. Girls were pleasant if a bit detached. Smal club, so if you're tired of the big places, this might be a nice change of pace. One little rub, so called valet parking out front is $5. Since parking is right there next to the street, it's more like...pay me $5 and I'll make sure you're car isn't stolen.

I've always had a great time at the lady; my last trip to Austin was no exception. The girls sit and talk for ages; more often than not I actually had to bring up wanting dances. Contact is good for an open place. I've gotten to know several girls there.. I will always go back, I never spend more than $200 or so, and it's always a good time. Drink Shiner or Lone Star; Mary was a great weitress and before that a stellar dancer; I think she's gone now. Sailor has an amazing body and graduated form high school about a year ago, although she's not too imaginative.



I still think this is one of the most consistant clubs in Awstin. I've been going there for 17 years (ok, took ten off while I lived in a real city)Door charge varies by day, nominally about $5. Waitstaff changes a bit, except Connie, she's been there a long time. Dancers are average, early 20's, rate about a 5. Dances, couldn't really say. Drinks are a bit less than elsewhere. This past weekend they had tablecloths on all tables (how long will THAT last???) and fingerfood setup in the corner. PArking is bad, though. Use the valet guy, he's ok. Self park is south on the service road a few doors down, well lit. It doesn't look it, but it is safe. The music is ok, lots of 80's music. Not much C&W or rap. Check it out, it won't bite. But if you are looking for saline bag enhanced women, or extreme lap dances, lots of tall blonde gals, don't waste your time. These girls are more real-world. And management is pretty cool too. I mean, they've been there longer than the usual life span of a titty bar manager, which seems to be three months. One has been there since before I came back to town in mid 2001.