the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Was close by and decided to try something different and a bit downscale on a recent weeknight. About 5 girls, 2 a bit "voluptuous" (which I like OK but some won't), 2 just kind of plain, and 1 fairly skanky looking. The skanky one was offering the "moon and stars" in the not so private VIP area (just a short 1/2 wall), but I wasn't interested in intergalactic travel (especially with her). Beer was cheap and cold, typical old/sleazy strip club kind of atmosphere. Not a bad place to hang out, had a decent time -- just make sure you know what to expect.

I decided to hit this club one early afternoon simply because I was in the area. There were 3 dancers total, this place is a real dive bar but fun can definitely be had with the right girl. This day I chose a skinny brunette milf with tons of energy and tad bit spacey. I started with my regular BS about wanting more than a lapdance... blah blah. She was 100% game, so we headed to the VIP. For a grand total of 60 bucks I left there a happy man, completely drained if you know what I mean. What a head doctor~

I read a few reviews on this club and was in the area so I stopped by. I only had about 30 minutes before I had to get somewhere else, so I had to move quickly. The first girl I saw on stage was B******, I went up, tipped her a dollar and told her to come see me when see got off the stage. Now this girl is rather large for a dancer but she was very pleasant to chat with and had a nice rack. Anyways, she comes over and sits next to me at the bar. I buy her a drink and begin to tell her exactly what I’m looking for, which was a quick nut. I explain that I’m willing to get 2-3 dances in the VIP and I wanted a HJ finish. She agreed and told me to be sure and take some napkins, I paid the bar guy $15.00 and off we go to the VIP. Now one thing I always do guys is negotiate up front! This is something I’ve learned from the stripclub gurus in Houston … shout out to.. Satin, Real-Thrill and Easy! Back to the action, B****** starts the first dance with heavy grindage to get the little fella ready. By the second dance he is out and ready to play, so she starts stroking very lightly. I explain to her that I will never cum at this rate and to take the little fella fully in her hands and go to town. She sits on my lap and strokes until I explode on her hands and legs. Fully unloaded, I hand her the napkins and $40.00 for the two songs. She asks me for a little extra for taking care of me, I say sure and give her the change from the drink I bought her, which was like $7.00. That’s right, I’m a cheap bastard! She takes the $7.00, smiles and says thank you. We then go out and sit at a table and chitchat a little. She starts telling which girls to stay away from and which ones play. The only reason I’m not going to mention any names are because I haven’t test-driven any of these girls yet. All in all, from start to finish it only took me about 30 minutes. This is definitely the club for a quickie! That’s all folks!


Really up and down there. Been there a couple of times with some reasonably nice girls. But the problem is that it's so small and so few girls, there aren't many to choose from. Odds are against having a really good one. Very much a place where regulars hang out and everyone seems to know every one else. I'll keep trying it periodically. Might get lucky again.