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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Not much good to say. I gave it three points for totally naked women, so what does that tell you about the rest of the place? The dancers here leave a lot to be desired. Mostly in the lower end of the 4-6 range, with maybe one 8 and one 9, depending on the night. Laps ($40) are totally nude, but under the watchful eye of the VIP-room door tender, who literally stares at the room the entire song. Heavy grindage, but strictly one-way contact. As with most Knoxville clubs, BYOB only with a bottle charge. Place still smells like fire smoke from when a disgruntled employee torched the place a year or two ago. If you're dying to go to a strip club because you just got rescued from a deserted island, this might be an OK place. Otherwise, look elsewhere.

Went to this club again during a recent visit to Knoxville. A few dancers were working. All were in the range of 4-7. Same charge for each BYOB container brought in and still no cell phones are allowed in the club.
Had a couple dances from one girl. No contact on guy's part. Girl to guy contact was okay. There was a dollar dance during my visit. Girls visited each customer for a short dollar dance. Also, 2 for 1's are done on occasion. This is an okay club for Knoxville's standards.

Not a bad club. I can see improvements. Although this is also a no cell phone club (like the others in Knoxville), but it is a BYOB club.
The girls were good looking. Stage dances were very good. Security kept a close eye on the VIP dance area.
Had one dance from one good looking girl. Boobs were shapely and unenhanced. Good contact on dancer's part. None on my part.
Truly a BYOB club, but you pay $2 for each bottle of beer.
But a good experience by K-town's standards.

Unfulfilled potential. Dancers are surprisingly attractive on the whole, mostly Tennessee country girls. Sets move quickly, mostly one song and off. Biggest issue is the completely overbearing oversight in the VIP room. First, $40 a dance is pretty high, although the one way contact is OK. But the bouncer strictly enforces the hands on the arms of the couch rule to the ridiculous extent that I got fussed at for covering my nose while I sneezed! The other disconcerting part was that neither dancer I got a VIP from ever stopped talking during the whole dance, with one going on and on about looking forward to Thanksgiving for lemon icebox pie.