October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288
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Strip Clubs in Johnson City, Tennessee

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1.Fuzzy Holes
423-929-9800
1410 E Main St
Johnson City, Tennessee 37601
VIP Only.   Join NowNude
2.Mouse's Ear
423-477-0254
6405 Kingsport Hwy
Gray, Tennessee 37615
Nude
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Visited the Fuzzy Holes on a Tuesday night. The place has a bizarre paint job inside (neon paint splattered all over the walls), old tables and chairs, a single small main stage, and a pool table. No alcohol sold, but BYOB. $10 cover to get in, $25 couch dances in the back, they also do table dances ($15), "cage dances" and "showers" but we didn't get any. Topless only, despite the no alcohol sales rule (another club just outside of town is full nude and sells beer). They only have 6 dancers employed at the club! And only 4 work there any night, and they are not the most attractive group I have ever seen. Most of the time we were there the stage was empty as the 4 girls were chatting with customers trying to get couch dances. I think each girl only danced once during the hour we were there. The couch dances are OK, they will touch you some but you can't touch them. The room for the couch dances is brightly lit, and the couch was torn with stuffing coming out of it right beside where your head is while you are sitting there - very distracting! They had lit a thing of incense right next to the couch I guess to cover up the smell of the place so I got a headache during my 1 couch dance. Overall a pretty frighteningly bad place and difficult to recommend to anyone. The only other customers appeared to be regulars trying to pick up the strippers.

wash your hands after touching the doorknobs here it is a cesspool.the women are uglier than any i have ever seen and they expect me to give them money to get naked.fuck that.

The club is on the outskirts of town near the projects. They tried to hustle me out of my change when I paid with a $20 to get in the door. Inside, it is painted black with color paint spatter. It is alsmost nauseating. The bathrooms are clean, and the waitress is OK. But the dancers are ugly. I hate to be mean, but these are women that you see and never turn your head and look at. These are the women that when other women talk about them they always finish the sentence with, "... bless her heart." I will not go back.

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