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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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Kapten Jo's Haifisch Cabaret Website

Kapten Jo's Haifisch Cabaret

Mühlegasse 3 8001
Zurich, Switzerland
+41 44 251 41 10
Club Type: Hostess Club
Dancer Ethnicity: Russian / Eastern European

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 1

Cover Charge
  Day:   Night:
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 9

Private Dance: N/A
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: Dinner
Minimum Age:

Last Update: 07/26/2007
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - Unknown

Lunch - No
Dinner - Yes
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Nude) - Unknown

Lap Dances (Bikini) - No
Lap Dances (Topless) - No
Lap Dances (Nude) - No

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: 5:00 PM to 3:00 AM
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girls are few and not so hot. you get asked to buy ladies drinks straight away. prices are good, though. I haven't been to the theatre in a while so I thought I would make a trip this last Friday Night. It was a lot darker than I remembered but the quality of women were awesome!!!! The place was packed so I could only get a seat in the back. Watched a couple of girls dance, then saw one of the girls that I had a private with before named Sidney. She asked if I wanted to go in the back for some fun, to which I replied of course!! Took the 3 song for $120 & let me tell you it was hands on full service for $200 total. I will be going back next Friday.

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Kapten Jo's Haifisch Cabaret Reviews & Ratings

Reviewed By: ciao Send Private Message to ciao

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Review Date: July 25, 2007
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girls are few and not so hot. you get asked to buy ladies drinks straight away. prices are good, though. I haven't been to the theatre in a while so I thought read more...


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