the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This was my 2nd trip to the Belle. 1st time was pretty sad. It was midweek around midnight and the place was empty with one dancer on the main stage that wasn't very attractive. My recent visit was more encouraging. Mostly very pretty girls, no high pressure sales pitches. The downside is that they don't have a bar. You can bring in your own beer which they conveniently sell next door. Unfortunately, beer doesn't mix well with me, I'm a scotch drinker. I will have to find out if you can bring in hard liquor. That would be a big bonus for me and I would make a point of visiting more often if that were the case.

Average nude , sometimes , stage show.

Went on a Fri night. Half the dancers didn't even take off their thongs until someone came up on stage to tip them. They only do two stage sets and i could barely get a glimpse of La Babushka :((

Seating is too far from stage. Private dances are too expensive. Girls and management don't get it. Do a 2-4-1 on all nights from 8-10pm, there is no one there anyway. You'll make more money. I here they only do it on Tuesdays.
Some places just freak me out with their customer service.
THE $40 privat show was decent , but no touching. cant wait to get back to south FL :))

Dancer tried to upsell me on the VIP for $350. Why ????? That's NYC prices and they don't even promis you an HJ, BJ or Happy Ending. She just said " I'll grind you nude for the whole time" ,,, I said "so will my mini schnauzer !! " :))

ciao,

Ok , This has got to be the weirdest club scene i've ever been to. Not in terms of sexual kinkiness but how they operate.
It BYOB so there are all these guys sitting around with these cheap styrofoam coolers. I even saw i guy roll in a giant igloo cooler!
As for the club, it's actually very nice in appearance, with to small side stages and one main stage up front.
Another quirk is you can't touch the girl when giving her a tip, so you have to drop it in a bucket or on the floor :(
Got a VIP dance form a tall blonde and there was decent grinding but limited touching on my part.
Dances are nude and very expensive $40.
she tried to talk me into a 1/2 hour vip session but i declined at $350 bucks no thanks!
Place is way over priced and i can get more contact for less at most other clubs.

Just stopped in last night. Strange club, but overall good, despite the high priced dances. First off, this club is outside of town and in an industrial area and a questionable neighborhood. Patrons are often from the local military base. Stage dances are very high quality and nude. If you come in, be sure to spend some time at the stage. VIP dances are 1 for $40, and >$200 for 30 minutes. I had a few individual dances and they were very nice, fully nude, full 4-5 minute song, lots of attention from the dancers..YMMV. The rule is no touching...and enforcement varies by the dancer. You can spend a lot of money very quickly at $40 a dance. This place does not open before 8 and it does not get busy until after 11. Patrons can shop at the attached beer store and bring it in to the club, or visit the attached bar, but no alcohol is actually sold in the club. It is an odd setup, but overall a pretty good club.