the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I went to Emerald City the other evening and had a great time. The club opens at 2 pm. I got hter at about 6 pm and stayed until 9 pm, so I was able to see girls from the day shift as well as the night shift. There is no cover charge from 2 pm until 8 pm. There were more girls for the night shift, but there were still 5-10 for the day shift. The girls were very friendly. There was a good variety of girls. Summer and Chloe give the best lap dances. I will definitely be back. It was well worth the money I spent.

I've had the chance to do a bit of traveling this week and thus have visited a number of clubs. The first was Emerald City in Charleston. The club opens at 2 but the danceers were very slow in arriving. Finally Nadia came out and sat with me. She was a very attractive young woman who looked barely old enough to be working. We split a shot of Johnnie Walker and the went for our private dance. She was gorgeous but there was very little grind and the little touching that we had was strictly one way. I could have very easily enjoyed my time with her but the rules, hers or the clubs, were just way too strict.
When we left the provae room there were still no dancers on stage so I split.

This is a pretty standard topless strip club. I wasn't necessarily disappointed, because I normally enjoy a good dive. But, I wasn't impressed either. The DJ advertised 10 dollar table dances, and every girl tried to charge twice that. The women were all gorgeous though. I'd give them 8-10. All natural women, with real boobs and great bodies. There were two ladies from Hungary, who were absolutely wonderful. Many college students dance at the Emerald City. Lap dances were $30.00, which is average for this area. They were okay, but the two I experienced were nothing to write home about. Drinks on the other hand were very over priced. 2 shots of Patron (which tasted very watered down) and two beers equaled $27.00. Yikes.

I enjoyed the place, but the bang for your buck just isn't there.

Disaster of a Day shift. Maybe the night gets better after 9pm, but I gave it a try ...
DJ takes a holiday sometimes and there is no dancer of music. I've never been in club where that happens.

I asked a manager to get summon a girl frient the locker room, I saw her earlier, for a dance. He said she was freshening up and would be at in a minute or two. 1/2 hour later she showed up on stage. I tipped her well and asked for a dance when she was done on stage. Said, " Sure thing" never saw her again. I never saw a dancer less interested in making money.

They are retarded here. But the $10 talble dances are good. Much better than the $40 nude dances across the street.

I was thinking of moving to Charleston. After this , I don't know
if I can handle it :((

LAME !!!