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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Came here after visiting Diamond Dolls last Saturday. WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE.
Admittedly, I was totally smashed after drinking all day with the lads and went on my own - NEVER AGAIN!
Paid £10 to get in, then they insist you leave your jacket in the cloakroom, charging you another £1 and give you a ticket. Upstairs to the lounge (waitress service) & got another bottle of beer (don't remember the price). The place was almost empty - on a Saturday night when DD was packed out!

Anyway, this asian-looking girl (about an 8) comes over & takes me through to a slightly separate area for a £20 dance. I can't remember her name but she said she came from Mauritius. The dance was pretty OK insamuch as I remember, even though only topless, but then she made her play. Did I want to spend some time in her company, in a quiet area, much more intimate where we can get much closer? Did I ever! Said she would show me the location & explain prices but could I get her a drink first? Fair enough, I bought her a glass of wine for £5 and she took me to this quite secluded (because the place was almost uninhabited) corner alcove in the lounge & explained it's £150 for half an hour and £300 for the full hour. I can't remember exactly what she said but I do know I got the impression there would be MUCH more touching.
WARNING!!! RIP-OFF SENSORS DE-ACTIVATED BY BOOZE!!
Well I said I didn't have enough cash on me so (mug!) I nipped out & across the road to an ATM while she waited. Came back & handed over £150. She moved me right into the most hidden part of the alcove & sat beside me.
During the next 30 (really?) minutes, she danced for me maybe 2 or 3 times. The rest of the time we sat and talked and I stroked her neck and bare back (which she didn't object to) even down to the upper regions of her bum. When I tried to go anywhere near her tits, though, I was brushed away. I got pretty much he same sort of treatment when she danced. And what did we talk about? Sex 'n' stuff? No, she wanted to know what I'd be having for Christmas dinner! Nearly £200 to talk about roast potatoes and brussels flaming sprouts!
When I told her she had cleaned me out of cash and I didn't want to extend the session, she couldn't get away fast enough. Oh, but she did leave me most of her glass of wine to finish off. Big of her eh?
Needless to say I won't ever be going back here when there are other places you could actually get laid three times over by better looking girls for what I parted with that night and hopefully none of you will go either and they'll close this dreadful joint down permanently!
And I won't go for a lapdance when I'm pissed EVER again!
(Whatdya mean "wanna bet?")



Nice club in the center of Glasgow, close to Buchanan Street.
Even if it was a little bit empty for a saturday evening, many of the girls look very good. I've tried several dances with Chloe, a beautiful glasgownian girl.
Even if the rules are strict (no touching), and if it's only topless, it's a very pleasant club (the best club in Glasgow if I trust Chloe).
Recommended.