the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

My experiences here are definitely deteriorating. Latest visit was on a Thursday, when they advertise a "Foam Party", which I quite fancied. Turns out it only happens if they're particularly busy (which they generally aren't on this day of the week). Quite a few girls on though, ranging 6 to 9s, and mostly from E Europe, particularly Romania. One petite, very pretty girl (name escapes me) latched on to me after I had a £10 dance with her, which had been quite enjoyable, and she was very attentive in the bar (e.g. hands under my shirt). I allowed her to persuade me to go for a £50, 15min VIP (£100 30 min was her preferred option but I was cautious enough to hold out) but, unlike my only other visit to VIP with Rachel some months ago, this was a total waste of money. The room was well-lit and all she wanted to do was sit on my lap and talk, with the bouncer watching us, eagle-eyed. Had one "proper" dance with a Czech girl, kept the rest of my cash for anotyher time (and place) and left.

Had just a short time to kill on Monday afternoon and L&C is open then so....
£5 entry, 2 girls (7/8s), 2 other guys, patience needed. Got my turn with one after she came back from the back room following a dance, chatted nicely, chose a 3-min £10 session myself, nice use of legs, rear & chest but not on face. (The bouncer goes through to the dancing lounge with you so there's no real chance of hanky-panky anyway.)
A little while later, similar experience with second girl, perfectly acceptable vfm but nothing sensational. Never been the same since Rachel seems to have left. Must try it here in the evening sometime, although Diamond Dolls is nearby and virtually guarantees the best evening fare in G.

I've had a few visits here and like it best of the Glasgow clubs. The girls are young and lovely; dances are hands-off semi-nude (panties down to knees) of course and contact is usually limited to bum/tits in your crotch with occasionally a little more. I mainly keep going back for one particular dancer who is a bit naughtier than the rest and the reason for my high scoring.
I'm keeping her name to myself though, guys - sorry, don't want her frightened off.

Had the whole of last Friday evening free in Glasgow so paid an extended visit to DD. £5 entry, usual bar prices. Must've been nearly 20 babes there, nothing below a 7, mostly Scottish (Glasgow, even) girls but with a fair few Eastern Europeans (Polish, Rumanian, etc). Hustle effect was as usual quite strong, especially from the foreign girls, but at least the Scots girls will sit and hold a conversation so you can enjoy their company without so much pressure to spend your cash too quick. All dancers gave good 1-way contact, rubbing & grinding hard with leg, bum and chest and most provided plenty of in-the-face (but no licking!).
In every case I first took a 3-minute, £10 dance before deciding whether to go for a second, follow-on dance. 3 girls impressed enough to persuade me. These were were Angel, a very slim blonde Scot whose follow-up measured up best of the 3, a Rumanian whose name I forgot, and Alicia, who really turned me on with her personality as well as her dancing - she got 4 dances out of me all together!
One of the other girls told me the dancing is a lot hotter than this in Edinburgh - not in my experience it isn't - but I haven't visited the Fantasy Palace yet, which she recommended!?!


Last Saturday had been out with the lads most of the day getting pissed so was well inebriated when I headed home & decided to visit DD on the way, having pretty well enjoyed my last visit. Well, entry was £10, the place was much busier than my last visit (a Tuesday) and consequently the hustle factor was much higher. I had 3 dances with different girls in quick succession. THeey were 7-8s, average contact. Don't remember too much. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I soon got bored & decided I would go on to the Truffle Club instead. BIG MISTAKE! (see other review)

Out on my own last Tuesday night & went to the Truffle club but its closed for renovations so off to DD instead arriving 9pm. (I've been here many times before but not recently as I've been frequenting Legs&co.) £5 door entry then up several flights to the lounge, which is a high-ceilinged 2-level area divided & draped with lacy material. Bought £3 bottled beer & sat near stage. About 5 other punters there and a dozen or more girls all youngish (early 20s) and 7s to 9s. The premises were distinctly cool & 2 or 3 girls were always standing under the wall-mounted heater. 3 girls sat beside me & introduced themselves including one 9/10 who chatted to me in a very friendly way as we watched others practicing on the pole with mixed results. Very informal & NO HUSTLE. Eventually asked for a dance (£10 for 3 mins, pay at bar and girl gets a token to be cashed in at end of night). Dance was on couch, behind drapes, hands flat at sides. Good contact (even though 1-way only).
Sat with this girl for well over 1 hour chatting & taking a couple more dances at intervals - even bought her a drink and she only took a £1 orange juice - no rip-offs here!
Finally left purely in order to use this rare free evening to check out a place I've not visited before (7th Heaven- see next review).

Went on a friday night last February, it was completely empty, with only seven customers.
The girls looking was average, I did not try any private dance and left the club after a drink.

About 10 customers and 5 girls at midnight on a Tuesday. Entrance £5, bottled beer £3. Olivia, a young dark-haired beauty from Oz, gave me a good £10 dance - she kept her knickers on but gave me a very horny flash of a neatly-trimmed dark pussy...nice! Very sweet and totally unslutty girl - thanks Olivia!