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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

4th and last location on my mini-tour and (just about) the worst of the 4 places visited.
I first came to this establishment about 10 years ago when it was the "Fantasy Bar". In those days I had a great time & thought it was home. The girls were young, gorgeous and friendly (I still see one of the girls from those days who now works in the city's top sauna) but on this and one previous recent visit the place has deteriorated in every way except for the furnishing and decor. Perhaps its better in the evening?

Anyway, Time 3.30pm Day Saturday. No door fee. Up the stairs, round a corner and into the bar area. Bar is on the right (£2 for irn bru & ice again) 3 other punters in and 2 dancers sitting with one of the guys. Sat down on my own and the 2 instantly came over to me and sat either side. How can I describe them? On my left sat a kind of rough Jodie Marsh type (non-UK readers should be able to google up images of this Essex girl model) and on my right a somewhat rubenesque Barbie-doll, with tassels dangling from the pasties covering her otherwise naked enhanced(?) breasts.
After brief introductory chat it was quickly down to the dance hard-sell. Did I want a lesbian show? Not my thing - (why pay girls to touch up each other?). 2 girls at once then? Not value for money in my experience. Just 1 on 1? Who then? Didn't fancy "Jodie" who barely rated 2 so "Barbie", who just about made 4, got the vote.
She took me through to the dance lounge, which has, like in the old days, couches all round the walls, but much cleaner and fresher and set up as lots of mini-alcoves. The dance was okay. Lots of breast to face contact and tassel contact (they never came off so I never saw her nipples) and pussy near my face. But the girl didn't do anything for my libido. Went back to the bar area to finish my drink but had to fend off "Jodie".
I couldn't leave fast enough as I really needed to get back over to the Western Bar to raise my spirits. (I didn't even mind that I had to pay entrance second time in or that it was crowded - the WB was FUN!!!)

It is the best club in edinburgh i have been too. pretty girls, good laugh, went on a stag do had a show of two girls summer and kat, very good at what they do. it was free entry with a flyer on a saturday afternoon, and buy one get one free on the drinks till seven. great value for money

Pretty quiet when I went on a Tuesday night.

Four girls only working and although full contact lapdances given for £20 they were a bit tired.

The atmosphere was very poor but I guess it would be better on a weekend.