the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I went in this place. Okay, when you go in a girl gives you instructions. Then you are takin to a room. The instructions. A girl will come in, if you like that girl, touch her wrist and she will stay. You sit in a chair and the girl lays on the bed. She masterbates, and you are expected to sit in the chair and do the same. If you want to lay on the bed it costs 20 dollars more and you can remove your clothes down to your underwear, but if you want to masterbate you have to get back into the chair. Absolutely no touching of the girl whatsoever. There is also this strange contraption on the wall that you can put your dick in and simulate fucking the girl who is standing behind glass on the other side.
Gentleman, go find something else to do. This place is a waste of money. The 4 is for the good looking girls. All 5 that i saw were no less than an 8. The low score is for the entire get up just being lame.

While waiting for Cindy to finish with her regular on Tuesday afternoon @ Cleopatra I stopped in to sample this establishment... Was greeted by a hostess and she explained to me that a dancer will come to the room get naked and masterbate for my viewing pleasure at a cost of $40 for 20 minutes... During the girls show I was welcome to remove my clothing and masterbate as well.... The first thing that came to my mind was if I looked that much like a wanker and she was only saying this to me or if this was SOP... I decided not to be offended and accept this to be what she tells all the customers... I decided to sample a show... Taken to a booth and waited about 2 minutes for a very pretty girl to join me...She was brunette with a very nice figure, easily a 34 C cup and nice ass... She proceeded to get nake and penetrate herself with fingers while I watched... I pulled my chair about a foot closer and she told me this is not permitted... OK... I moved it back... She asked me if I wanted contact on the bed with her for $20 a song, 2 song minimum... for this I was told I could take off all my clothes but my boxers... I declined... She asked if I was going to masterbate to her show and I said no, I am enjoying just watching... I think she got confused by this and she nearly put her fingers in her ass by mistake... LOL... all in all not a bad show and for the money worth a stop by if you have nothing better to do...

Wierd place. Upstairs there is a video store through one door and a reception desk at the other door. It cost $40 for the room, and you don't see the girl first. I wasn't disappointed with her. She said she would do a 20 minute show, while I took care of myself. Not my thing, so I asked for contact dances. She gave them to me on the bed for $10/dance. She kept the g-string on. The dances were nice, but not completely memorable. Cost an extra $20 to have the dances laying down instead of in the chair.

This was a pretty good expreience, but expensive for Montreal.

This is a little different than most places. There are very private rooms for twenty minute lap dances, vibrator demonstrations, and for a reasonable price, sensual rub downs from the woman (not genital touching). Very enjoyable and very nice and attractive girl.