the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Very lovely! I loved the entrance,discreet ,you feel quickly at ease as if in a lounge. The decor is quite somptuous also. I liked how some girls danced barefeet which is very fitting with the atmosphere.
The private areas are very well made and original ,for once. As already mentionned ,the dancers might be a tad pompous as they are well aware of their charms but what charms! All stunning ladies! ..
All this makes it a club that has a certain class ,and this reflects in the crowd ,the club is clearly aimed at jet-setters ,business man and the like..

Every girl was sexy! No skanks. Nice location, nice decor... Only thing was the girls are a little uptight... they know they're sexy. So, you kinda feel like they're all stiff and shit, so maybe interview her first, make sure she's into it...Unless you like 'em all stiff i guess.
Drinks are like $8 which i don't think is too bad. All the girls are young too, like they're all students or something.

A buddy of mine will be getting married (sucker) and he wanted to go to Montreal for his last few days of freedom. I of course was more than willing to go. So myself and 2 other friends pile into the minivan (I should have lied and said it was an Escalade, but I wont lie to you my friends) and got out our map and told his soon to be wife we were off to Alantic City to gamble. (ok so his marriage is starting off with a little lie, it wont be the first). Like i was saying we pile into the minivan and head north in search of excitement, freedom, and strippers! We arrive in Montreal late on Friday night. We were all tired but decided to nap (god, im old) and venture out onto St Catharine St. I got in touch with a myspace friend and he suggested we try Kama Sutra. Thanks Oren! Before we hit the clubs we warmed up with some walking. The night was clear, the air was crisp and most of the junkies and hookers were out in full force. Ahhhh the sounds of St Catharine St. The cars, the horns, the screams of woman yelling at their pimps. Well we ended up at St Denis st. Anyone that is familar with Montreal knows this street. Its in the seeder section of Montreal, which is why I love it. We look up and there it is. The Pussy Corp. The 2 signs on the building, the neon 24 hours above the door. This place gets slammed so hard on the Canadian boards, but I think coming from the states really makes it unique to me. We really dont have anything else like it here. We walk up the long flight of stairs and get buzzed in. We are greeted by the friendly Matre D' who asks us if we had been there before and if we want to options explained. We saved him from giving us the details since we had all been there before. (Check out my past reviews for more detail). Anyway there was only 1 girl working. She was very pretty, 20 but had a flat chest. She showed us around to the 4 diff rooms and then showed us the vip room. Massaget table and full shower. We were told we could get our lapdances in the shower if we wanted. Ok I like this new room. But since there was only 1 girl and 3 of us we passed and took a cab to the Prince Arthur section of Montreal to Kama Sutra. Kama had a cover of 5 dollars along with the standard tip of 2 so a doorman can walk you 2 feet to your table. i ordered my 7 soda and tipped another 2 to the waitress. Do the math, thats 16 already and I just sat down. The club is decorated in an aladian type theme. Material on the ceiling, gazboos line the back wall and a small stage along the center wall. Full bar to the left. I have to admit this club surprised me. On the outside of the club there is 1 small beon sign that says Kama Sutra. Thats it, if you didnt know it was there youd miss it. But inside its like a palace. I counted around 10 woman all of them over 7's easily. On stage was a hot girl named Kris. Big chest and glasses, long brown hair. I waited for her to do a vip but she would only do lesbo shows with this other stripper. I asked for a vip with just her but she said she didnt do them. Oh well her loss. Then a pretty young girl came over to me. Her name was Miriam and she was 20. She had perky B'cups, brown hair and a very pretty face. Picture Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries)(I am NOT gay for knowing that movie) with a tan and a bigger chest. She told me of the vips. The vips are 15 each, high for Montreal but cheaper than NY. You can touch anywhere but south. She gave a very good erotic dance, and I actually stayed for 2. No need to tip since they keep most of the money but I tipped anyway. I went back to my seat and contined to watch these hot dancers. I saw another beauty I wanted to vip with but she didnt seem to be interested. She was a little bit on the bigger side but her chest was amazing. I tried everyting to get her to come over. I smiled alot at her. Ok come to think of it maybe she though I was deranged. Either way I would still try. After about 15 min of idiotic smiling I decided to call it anite and head out. After all there were other clubs to visit later on. All in all I'd say this was a solid 8 out of 10. If you can only get to 1 or 2 clubs in canada this would be a good place to hang for the nite.

I visited Kamasutra last Friday, and the club seems to have changed in two ways since I last visited a couple of years ago: some of the private booths in the back have been removed to make space for a discreet bar with a video feed of the main stage, and the dancers are a lot more uninhibited than my last visit.

The evening started off with Amy, a tall, flirty brunette girl next door who approached me. We spent quite a while getting to know each other, with no pressure to get a private dance until I suggested that we go out back and dance. The booth was poorly lit, but hardly private as the people at the back bar could see right through the curtains. The bouncer and the waitress made a couple of cursory visits, but I'm not sure why: she spent a lot of time either grinding me aggressively or with her hands and face in my crotch. As fun as that was, I moved on after five or six songs; I discovered that she had implants (and very well-done implants), but implants are ultimately a turn-off for me.

Watched the floorshow for a couple of dances until Judy, a thin, gothic girl, caught my eye with a huge grin. Watched a couple of floorshow dances chatting, but she soon suggested that we get a private dance. Her dances featured Slightly less grinding and fooling around but she did pull her panties aside a couple of times and gave me an unobstructed view of her beautiful, glistening pussy.

Overall, a fun evening at the club that left me wondering about the high level of contact and eyeful I caught with Judy. I don't visit strip clubs often, but I don't think I ever recall them ever being this liberal. Definitely worth a visit.