the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

My first stop in Montreal last week was at Chez Paree. Overall, I was very impressed with the talent. Lots of natural beauties, some eastern Europeans and a few local girls.

This is a "no contact" club so I didn't see any lap dances being offered. That said, there were some VIP rooms and I'm not sure exactly what was happening in there. I stayed for a few drinks and left. The doorman was nice enough but gave me a few weird looks when I went it, I think he was expecting a tip, which after having been to a few clubs in Montreal now seems to be de rigeur. It's usually a toonie to get in the door at these places, just FYI.

This club is located just down the street (south) on Stanley from St. Catherine Street...you can see the club's sign easily from St. Catherine. I went to this club late at night (around midnight?) a year or two ago. It was VERY busy, with lots of girls of different types and an absolute TON of customers on a weekend night (even seating at the bar was at a premium). The staff was very nice and professional, but the club was too crowded...so there wasn't much opportunity for prolonged interaction with any of the girls. This is one of the more upscale clubs that I've ever been to in Montreal.

From what I can remember, this club was similar in structure to Club Super Sexe...there were a few twists and turns inside the building to get to the club's main entrance, but the club is located at street level. There is a manditory coat check and bouncer escort to your seat...with a tip recommended for both services. As you enter the very large main room of the club, you'll pass the VIP area on the left (it looked like a very dark, elevated area with some plush-looking couches, but I never had any dances here though). The main room is rectangular with the large bar on the left, the main oval elevated stage in the center of the room, and an area for the dancers/waitstaff to hang out in over on the immediate right side of the club as you enter (this is where I sat, and I was able to converse easily with staff as they went about entering the main room). There was a ton of seating around the main stage.

Table dances and VIP dances were available here...with the former being of the sort where a dancer would get naked in front of your seating area (usually on a small stool). The contact at this club is notoriously low though. The girls were mostly white, but almost all were quite pretty. The hustle was low, but there were a lot of customers when I was there. Some of the dancers tended to do their stage set and then return immediately to a table to hang out with friends (or regular customers?). The music was quite loud as I recall. The club was clean from what I can remember.

I'd return to this club in future, but only to confirm that the dance contact was low. If you're into an upscale club experience in a much larger club than Club Wandas, then this is the place for you.

NOTE: At the time of this review, the club's website (www.pareemontreal.com) did not appear to be working.


This is an all air-dance club, as mentioned before, but with pretty high quality women.

I went there last weekend and there were defintely a few 8-9's and no girls under a 6, in my opinion. The atmosphere is all chrome and neon, so typical strip club, but not necessarily cozy, if you know what I mean. But the do have a good lunch buffet and if you're looking for some nice eye candy it's worth a stop.

The proximity to downtown hotels and Centre Bell means there are usually some athletes in there, but none on Saturday.

This is a not a contact club. For $8 a song the girl brings with her a small 2” X 2” low table
And she dances on top of it while you sit in your chair. $2 more gets you a bed dance. Before you get excited (like I did) know that the girl is dancing on this bed, in a public area next to the bar while you watch. Zero contact. The girls are kind of cute including a waitress who looks like “Katie” from the TV show Lost.

Summary: Don’t waste your time with this place