the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

this club really sucks. girls will only dance once to get you to do a lap dance or private dance. massages are very expensive. tips for massages they usually want twice the price of the massage to let you touch at all. and the whole session is audio and video recorded. girls are not that friendly. club closes at 10 pm which sucks. only have 2 dancers at a time. and they spend most of their time talking to themselves and not to the customer.

So here I am on a trip to Vermont and am stopping in PA for the evening. I decided that since I'd given a club in TN a chance, I'd stop by this one since it was the closest to my hotel. It wasn't as bad as the reviews here had led me to expect. The club is small with 2-3 tables, a pool table, and seating around the stage. The stage is fairly large, but since I was one of two people there when I got there, it really wasn't needed. The other guy was getting a lap dance over to one side. It looked to be ok, with good one-way contact, but I really couldn't see too well. The club makes it clear that no touching is allowed. I got a 30 minute massage session in hopes that extras may be offered. None were, despite the $85 for the session and a $100 tip. The girl was attractive, however, and allowed time to give her a massage as well. Overall, it was an enjoyable experience, even if not worth the amount I shelled out for it.

If you look up the word dive in the dictionary, you will find a picture of this place. It could be decent, I believe, but I really don't think it ever will be. Stopped on a Friday afternoon on my way up I81, needed a break. The stage is on the lower level, i.e. basement, and I was told the massage "bedrooms" are upstairs, along with a "balcony" for private dances. $10 cover, but if you purchase another activity such as a "dance" or massage, then they don't charge the 10, just the price of the other activity. I opted for the two song "dance" at 20. With 4 girls present, I figured one would have to be OK, but of course I was wrong. I never did get the dance, decided I did not want one from any of these 3 remaining (one dancer left while I was there), I left after consuming an overpriced ($2) machine dispensed soft drink. They had no change as far as dollar bills when I arrived, but did come up with some after about 15 minutes. All four did one song each on stage, rather uneventful, and gleefully accepted tips without any interaction. One dancer had the worst boob job I had ever seen, she should have sued the surgeon, who knows maybe she did! Anyway, only gets a "2" since one of the four was actually attractive and had a decent body, but had no personallity, never talked. Don't waste your time, or money, here.

This place is the pits in my opinion. Dark, loud and the girls are not pretty. In addition, they are out to get as much of your folding green as possible. The place is dark, with overly loud music and is not worth the time to come here. Unfortunately, not many other choices around here.