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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went at about 3 in the afternoon on a weekday. They are currently a BYOB topless club. However, they have a keg that you can get a pitcher of beer from with your $5 cover charge. I think it was Bud Light the day I was there. There were about 5 dancers there, one a 8, the others were in the 5-6 range. The dancers dance on the stage behind the bar for 3 songs then come around and do a little standing barstool dance for each customer for $1 tips. There are $30 dances available in small rooms but I did not try one.

Every now and then a rumor surfaces that TTS is back. It may be but it didn't seem so based on my brief visit a couple of Saturday evenings ago. They have spruced up the place a bit. I don't know if they've painted the place or just cleaned what must have been several years worth of grime from the walls. It looks much better in there. But the dancers were still mostly hum drum. The dances were boring. The customers were pretty much asleep. As usual, the bartenders were the best looking women there but they, unfortunately, remain pretty much clothed and hands off.
No couch dances were offered. It's a good thing, because I wouldn't have accepted any offers that evening anyway. Better luck next month.

There's a pool table. And TVs. And the beer's cold. That's worth 3 points. Otherwise this place remains more miss than hit. Now and then they have a cute dancer. And I have heard form a couple of sources that the so-called "Champaigne Room" can have its uplifting moments. ('ve also heard those moments are captured on camera for the enjoyment of the staff and fellow dancers. All in all this place remains pretty much a local towney bar that, if it weren't so easy to get to from I 95, would probably only ever have townies for customers. I'll stop back in again in a few months just to see if it has gotten any better. I can't imagine it getting much worse.

Two recent trips.

The first was on a Saturday night about 4 weeks ago. All of the women were good looking with a few very hot ones. I was not pestered for tips every 30 seconds. The bartender was quick with a refill. Dancers came around after their sets and danced for you at your stool. Private dance was 25.00. The dances were on par with the PH in Burlington. I had a dance with this tight, black haired beauty. It was probably the best dance I’ve ever had. I would have rated this place a 9 based on this night.

Second trip.
Week night. The place was packed. There was one cute girl and several that should not be dancing. There were no hotties. Bar service was still good. The women hounded every one for tips. The stool dances were lousy. The LD's were now 30.00 and were not worth 10.00.