the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went on a Saturday this spot is always filled to the brim with girls to the point where between the girls and other dudes the hardly any elbow room. Mostly black and hispanic dancers, some very exotic and sexy...others busted, bullet holes, stretch marks and stab wound ridden. When they finally open the top floor which always opens up late for some reason get more space to move around. The work ethic these beauties have is terrific i've never seen strippers work so hard for $1 singles as if they were $100 bills.

This is a small gogo bar in philadelphia pa.The dancers are mostly black with the occasional latino.There is a small 5 dollar cover charge and the drinks start at 4 dollars.The area the club is in isnt the greast but if you mind your own business you shoundt have a promblem.The club opens at 4pm and closes at 2 am.Private dances are 10 dollars and you can touch pretty much anywhere you want.Overall a decent place to go.

Lap heaven on Latina nite (every Wed) in a rough hood. Parked in a 24 hour RiteAid out on the main drag and hiked in over three blocks of broken concrete, broken glass, empty garbage strewn lots, bums passed out and furtive figures in every shadowy enclave. Once inside it was wall to wall-literally-joints like a long and narrow shoe-box-skinny young caramel hunnies with a handful of sisters. Never got a second look as the only cracker custie and the only geezer north of forty-just a series of intense grinders who simply rode til I stopped shoving the Washingtons their way. In the old days I'd have lasted a minute and a half with one of these grinders, but now lasted a full twenty before giving it up, and heading back out onto the mean streets. These girls mean business and they're cheap.

set it off has recently upgarded their bar. It now has a bar upstairs which is great. Before if it got too crowded downstairs you just had to deal with it. They made major improvements both downstairs and upstairs for the better. I recommend that if you haven't been there since the upgrade you should go. What better place to go catch a drink after work and see some @#$@#$ & %^&$% shakin and if you're lucky you might get lucky. Great club.