the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

If your looking for a cheap place to go this is it. The dance area is the size of a living room. The girls are old, young, etc but they but they all have some type of problems... too talkative, bipolar, too quiet, etc... so basically if your looking for somewhere to go where the girls will give you a run for your money.. an exciting run never the less.... this is the place you want to be!!

I passed by this club on th eWay to York on July 4th. I didn't stop because it was around 8PM and I had to get to York to find a room. I had a bit of time Wednesday the 9th so I took a tour of Gettysburg and stopped into the club about 4PM. At first I was the only one there. I paid my money to get into the show and watched the 3 girls stageshow. The first girl just went through the motions. I felt bad that I had to tip her but being the only customer I dropped her a 5. She thanked me after with a kiss on the cheek but that was very mechanical too. the second girl was a little more enthused but didn't have near the tangible assets that the first girl had. the routine was basicly the same: two dances, strip naked, collect the tip and was gone. Another customer came in half way through the second girl's routine and she spent more time trying to please him. I kept the tips to a minimum and let the other guy do some of the tipping. When the girls weren't on stage they just kept to themselves on a sofa at the back of the room. Customers were not allowed to sit on the sofa. I may have gotten a dance from the third girl if she showed any interest whatsoever. She seemed quite nice on stage, I left her the biggest tip but she payed no attention after the dance. I didn't want to sit through the routine again so I got up to leave. That was when I got approached with oh! leaving so soon? I think it was the second girl because the first girl was just making her way to the stage for the second round. Anyway I think I dropped about $30 including the tips a Pepsi and cover charges. Basicly a waste of $30.
The club was small, very basic and clean. Did not check out the restroom, I should have because my ass was floating by the time I got to York and at least I could have gotten some value for my money.

Early on a Sunday afternoon I found myself driving by Miss Lindsay's, and I decided to stop in when I saw a car parked in front. The clerk informed me that the dancers would begin in an hour or so, and he explained the pricing structure to me and answered any questions I came up with. As I was browsing the adult materials in the front of the store, a dancer came in. She was short, quite cute, and had what appeared to be very nice breasts under her sweatshirt. The clerk said the dancer had arrived early and would be on stage in 10 or so minutes.

I sat in a big stuffed armchair in the store and pondered. The clerk had explained to me that it's $12 to enter the strip club portion, and that dances start at $30 for a two-song lap or $50 for a 20-minute private, and that the private was a much better option. He said that the upfront fee goes to the store and that I would need to tip the dancer, and he suggested a tip equal to the store charge. So it sounds like $100 is the best route -- $50 for the dancer; $50 for the store, all for a 20-minute private dance.

I was sorely tempted, as the dancer did seem very nice when she passed by on her way in and said hello. But when I pictured myself handing her a $5 bill every minute for 20 minutes, I decided it was just too steep for something that would probably not be all that exciting.

So I packed it in and left before she took the stage and before the little head could take over...

I recently visited Miss Lindsay's while picking my son up from college. I was a bit disappointed when I discovered that it was BYOB, I was not prepared for that. I went in anyway and was surprised at the cost to get in, it was only 7:00. The cover charge was waived if you pay for a lap dance, which I did, $30 for two dances, I thought it was reasonable.

When I went into the room with the stage, I was the only one there. It was a very basic set up, a small stage and maybe a dozen chairs set up to watch. The girls (there were only three at the time) came out for two songs so you could decide on who you wanted for the lap dance. Two of them were pretty, although one had a big belly and the other had no breasts. The third girl was fat, I was not interested.

I chose the flat-chested girl for my dance and we went into a small room, more a closet, with a chair. There she told me that none of the money I had paid went to her, and that the quality of the dance depended on the amount of the tip. I gave her another $20. She then informed me that there was no touching, at all, hands had to stay by my side. However, they had VIP rooms where touching is allowed. I decided to spend no more.

They dance she gave me was quite good, aside from the no touching. For what I paid I did get topless. The songs lasted quite a while and she knew how to move, all in all it was most pleasurable.

I finally got a private dance here, from Kimmy. Nice, great body. 40 minutes cost $80, plus tip. I tipped $100 and got a nice, very erotic dance. Lots of contact from her, but my hands had to be on the couch at all times. That's a drag. Strange thing about Kimmy though - a couple of times after some particularly aggressive grinding I warned her that things were about to get messy, and she bolted off of me like she'd been shot out of a cannon.