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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went while in nowhere PA on Business since there is nothing else around I had few choices, while this was certainly not a high end club the three hotties dancing knew at least how to show off what they had. They could have used a bit more personality and there is no interaction with the dancers except across the table or in a private lap dance. THe lap dances were a bit wierd where you had to go pay the barkeep and get an appointment with your choice. seemed ot bizarre and those returnting from dances didn't look like they wer having trouble walking.
The hottest part of the evening was when the dancers started interacting with one of two female customers in the joint. From what was going on it looked like two couples lightly touching the wild side. The cool part htough was when one dancer (sasha I think) pulled down the girls top and felt her up and kissed the inside of her nice tits. It got better when the next girl came around and pulled her tube top down entirely below her breasts and felt them up where we all had a nice view. For some reason that was hotter than the dancers all stroking their shaved pussys in my face....
Other than that the place is a dive local bar, smoking is allowed, byob for drinks. IF you took the pole out and put a pool table in the middle of the "stage" (just a section of floor surrounded by cheap formica tables) it would look like ten thousand other dive local bars around....
I had an ok time would probably come back if in town but only because there is nowhere else to go and I spent a solid hour there and saw some nice pussy and hot action for less than 30 dollars. Very little contact allowed around the stage, can't comment on the laps but the other reviewer said they were cheap....

Well, my first visit since my last review. And at first, it looked like nothing changed since my last review. Girls, customers, etc. The girl I chose for my lds was by far the most personable, most pleasant, most emotionally involved, of the three that night. The other 2, while certainly attractive, seemed to be somewhat detached. Like I said, she might not have been the most attractive of the three, but so? However, under closer sructiny, more intimate contact, well, let's just say, I took one for the team. BUT...I got a level of personal attention I haven't seen this side of Burlington. Outside, AND INside. My hands, however, were not so free to roam. Topside -limited, below-no way. I wouldn't say it shocked the s*** out of me, but I did lose a bit of weight that night. All in all, it was a great night, a pleasant surprise. And for under $120.

It's been about 3 yrs. since I was here last. Nothing has changed, maybe the girls a bit prettier. It is a basic nude BYOB. THe tables form a large square around a single pole. Being a week night, there were 4 dancers, all attractive, no bear claws, few tats, fewer piercings, and no detectable silicone. They did a standard 3 song set and were nude somewhere in the middle of the set. They could get up close and personal and were not aggressive for tips. The laps were a bit confusing at first. You tell the barmaid who you would like your lap with, give her your name, and when it's time- either motions for you or announces for you over the loudspeaker. LDs are $20 with tip. I don't wear a watch-don't know the length, but I did not feel cheated. My 2 dancers kept their tops on, and it seemd like the rule is that if it is covered, you can't touch it. Other than that the dances were nice, good contact. Certainly no Block handshakes. But I obviously was not a regular, and there were no bouncers, house mothers, or cameras/monitors(that I could find). So who knows? The customers were an odd lot. One old geezer in a blazer, four drunk golfers, and a handful of guys who acted like regulars, (20-30ish, ball caps, and jeans.) I've come to the conclusion that guys in jeans is not a good sign. Jeans don't encourage Great laps. Perhaps this might not be a real high milage club. Bult I'm still not complaining. It is what it is. Pretty girls, and good laps.

I visited Fred's on Friday night, and it was a disappointment. I was surprised that about half of the patrons were openly drinking at the stage, and the other half were overly drunk. The dancers were still an 8, and the place is still a 3, but the clientele, at least that night, ruined the experience for me. I will probably visit again, just to see Talon dance, but it is going downhill.