the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I've only been during the day shift, and it used to be pretty good, but now it's just sad. There are only about 5 girls working, one of whom weighs 250 at least. Everyone is real nice, but a good percentage of the women here have no business taking their clothes off on stage. The couple of lap dances I got were OK, but there's no touching, and I don't think I saw one decent pair of tits the entire time I was there. They need to bring in some new blood as soon as possible.

AW is so small and has very limited seating. The bar stool type of seats are a little uncomfortable. Coming on a Friday or Saturday night is just flat out unpleasant, a lot people crammed into a small room. Lap dances are cheap, but for all that they are, I wouldn't want to pay anymore than roughly $10 a song. Girls are for the most part above average, and on ocassion a decent time can be had here. If you are a local such as myself and are in the mood for a strip club and don't feel like driving far, it is always there.

It's a bookstore with a stage. Admission anywhere from $8.00 to $15.00 depending on time, day and who's dancing. Stage dances are nude, laps are bottoms on. Minimal one way contact, your hands off the goodies, grindage not bad. Girls rate from 5 up with an occasional gem (and an occasional coal lump). Can't beat LD prices, though, $5.00 gets you adequate, more gets more. No private room, everybody's watching you get yours. Recommended if in area but don't go out of your way.

Had the opportunity to visit on a Saturday afternoon. Cover was $15 (Fri. & Sat. - $10 at other times). Club (if you could call it that) was clean and surprisingly, smoke free - no booze at all but you could get a soda or water out front. Located off the side of an Adult video & magazine store. There were seven dancers during the afternoon session. Roughly a 1:1 ratio between dancers-patrons for the time I was there. Ladies were not shy about asking if you wanted a dance, but were not pushy and took a "no" with a smile and moved on.

Would rate the dancers from 6 to 8, but one was heavy in the hips and thighs as well as approaching middle age. Most of the others seemed to either have small boobs or oversized enhancements. Don't get me wrong though, there were some very nice looking ladies here. Stage presentations were three song sets ending in full nudity.

Lapper booths were all in the open around the outside walls so you could check out individual dancer's style and presentation before making a decision. Strictly a hands off policy though. Sampled a lap dance from Deshonna and found it to be pretty high mileage with plenty of friction. Tipped her $20 and she basically danced until she felt that time was up - turned out to be roughly 2 1/2 songs. Many of the songs seem to be cut however, particularly those that seem to run longer.

Pros: @ $10 laps, relatively high mileage, high dancer-customer ratio & good looking ladies, ability to check out quality of laps before sampling, smoke free, no hassles to buy drinks for dancers

Cons: No alcohol, no touching, everyone watching while you're getting a lap dance, lack of set prices & cut songs

All in all, this was a decent place to visit and you could have a pretty nice time and not have it cost you a fortune. Would definitely recommend it and certainly would visit again, given the opportunity.