the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Well not a place I will go out of my way for. Small local bar. There were 3 dancers. I would rate them between 4-6. I asked if the kitchen was open and they told me they had microvae pizza and burgers. I think I was more interested in the motorcycle race on the HD flat panel tv's. They do offer couch dances for $20 but I didn't find a girl of interest. I had 1 soda and left.

Not a place I'd make a special trip, but I had a free pass in my wallet, given to me at another club, and I was waiting for USAir to find my baggage at PHL. So a trip across town on the Surekill (I-76 if you're not aware of its local nickname) seemed in order.

I'd describe the building as unpretentious on the outside, a bit run down on the inside. Sometimes that's the recipe for a dynamite experience- it reminded me of the Waldorf, Maryland clubs of the 1980's. But it was just dead. Half a dozen guys mostly watching the Flyers lose, half a dozen dancers mostly taking it off on stage and making their tip rounds because that's their job. One tall blonde (Vanity?) had the body and personality to make it downtown or across the river, but the rest were worth a couple of dollars to be polite, no more.

In fairness, it was Monday night, and it's probably a whole different story if you're a regular like some of the previous reviewers. I might try again on a weekend if in the area, but not with high expectation.

A small place and a little run down looking but don't be put off. The quality of girls varies wildly but there are some very hot girls here.
The girls dance a set on a stage behind the bar and then come around to collect tips for the show, customers are expected to tip a couple of bucks for each girl each time she comes around. There is a $20 couch dance area which is not remotely private and you have a bouncer barking at you to "keep your hands on the chair". The VIP is $195 for 30 minutes, hands on and the bouncer doesn't pay much attention.
Girls don't hustle too much here, it's fairly relaxed and very friendly, more of a local bar vibe.

Friendliness of most dancers is what makes this place enjoyable. Still lame excuse for a couch dance at $20with "keep your hands on the chair," discourages trips to the back. Carlee, a Swedish newbie, is great until you stop tipping, then she gets nasty and calls you names. Fortunately she won't last long there. Sydney, Ava, and the cast of longtime entertainers still has regulars returning. Lunchtime used to be better, but it has deteriorated past the point of being inviting. I'd rather not go than go at lunchtime these days.