the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place has been getting better and better. I've sampled private dances from several girls over the past few weeks, and they consistently deliver better mileage than other clubs in the PDX area, including Jiggles. I hope I don't jinx it, but the setup here provides the right balance between privacy and party atmosphere to make this place a great place to have fun. Just sit in the upper level and watch the girls giving private dances. It will be obvious which ones are worth getting dances from.

Stopped by Cabaret II for the first time after work. As expected in most Portland clubs, not too many dancers on shifts, about 1 10, the rest were 7s. The 10 in paticular was putting on a good show, tipped her well on the stage, bought a 4 dances for 80. She wasn't very conversational, which is too bad as I ready to spend quite a bit more but wanted to conversation.

The club overall is a decent looking place, a little bit better than the original Cabaret, the girls are about the same. Staff/bartenders were decent enough. The club itself wasn't very busy and the other girls didn't seem to be very enthused to make any money.

Also bough two dances from one of the other girls, who proceeded to bitch and moan about how there's "no money" in the "club" and "us assholes" are making her broke. i didn't say much but bite my tongue. tipped her and went on my way.

Was in town for business last month and wanted to check out the local action downtown. In a decent part of town so no need to worry although there are some homeless in and around the area.

Cover was cheap and you get in and out privileges on the weeknights at least. Inside is pretty narrow with a small narrow stage on the left across from the bar, a caged small stage in the middle and another small narrow stage in the back. Couches and big chairs in the back is open and not very private. I did not find any dancers for private dances since the best ones seemed to be busy all night with locals so I stayed next to the front stage to check out the talent.

One thing I have to say for this place is that is has some variety and a large selection of dancers which is great for sitting and tipping. The problem is the crowd. Around 10 it appears to be flooded by the local thug gangs and this happened on consecutive weekday evenings when I was there and it really kills the atmosphere. Very nice looking dancers with half of them 7's or above with an occasional 8 and 9 that seeemed to not want to strip down to nothing and left the bottoms on. I would have liked to report on the quality of the dances but again it was hard to draw anyones attention from the locals.

One bonus is that the bartenders and waitresses are very HOT 8's and 9's for sure.


After finding no good action at Sugar Shack, Pop-a-Top, and Soobies, I ended up at Caberat II. Much better party atmosphere, not too smokey for a change, and when I walked in there were two dancers on the main stage doing a pretty realistic lesbian makeout session. Two stages open, about 10-12 girls rotating for 2 songs each. Several girls were giving lap dances, and I noted those giving multiple dances (including one dancer who gave at least 4 dances in a row to one guy). Got dances from 3 different girls and they were all pretty good mileage, unusual for most PDX clubs. At the end of the night I got 3 in a row from Mariah, and left very satisfied.