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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was in town for the night and decided to check things out. This was a Wednesday evening around 6:00 and things were pretty slow. Set up is pretty much like your typical tavern. They serve beer and wine and have video poker and slots. Beer was $4.00 for a micro brew which is pretty standard.

Evidently things don't get going in this town very early since I was the only one there, and I think I was their first customer of the day, although I'm not sure what time they open. There were two gals sitting at the bar one reading the other watching the game. No one on stage. I sat at the bar for a full fifteen minutes, and neither gal got on stage. I went a played video poker for a while, neither gal got on stage. I went back to the bar and sat for another 10 minutes and neither gal got on stage.

Another guy came in and finally the bartender told one of the gals to get on stage. She did a lack luster set, and while she was dancing another 4 gals came out.

Where the hell had they been hiding?

All the gals ranged from 4 to 7 nothing stellar, and worse they all had attitude. One offered a table dance, but in looking around I really didn't see anyplace with a private area, and her looks and attitude certainly didn't entice me.

I just decided to finish my beer and cut my losses. Like the place in Roseburg, I guess if your the only game in town, you don't have to try very hard.

Decor was probably a 5 for most people, I like the dark. It was very red (think dusk til dawn) good ol' bar feel. The dancers were a range- a cute peppy brunette (6), a GORGEOUS blond (10 for sure), a great looking but bad attitude blond (8) and two chunky though cute dancers as well (both around 3-5's). The staff however war horrible.

I was one of 5 patrons and it took the bar tender 10 minutes to come over and get me a drink/cover. He was busy fiddling with some poker machine and playing it. Took another 5 minutes to grab a 2nd drink. Lap dances were not there from what it looked like.

Normally if the service was good this would be a 7 or so but the lack of customer service kills the place. Not bad if you want a drink and to feel ostracised by the locals.

I Feel You Have Given This Club A Bad Rap. Yes its not the Best But The Management has improved And I Have Three Feature Girls I Take To This Club Once A Month. In fact my Girls will be there Dec 1,2,3, 2005. It is one of the few club they look forward to going to! Thanks Ron Clark Desire ent.

A rural cowboy bar with a 3 dollar cover. This is not a gentlemen's club. It's a true hole.

Could be awesome because it's all nude and serves beer and wine and it's the only nudie bar around for miles. But it sucks because the manager and owner are brand new to the business and the manager is especially unprofessional and horrible. The place is usually empty.

There is one stage that is in use and one that is in mothballs. They have a shower for shower shows ($50) but never seen it used. Beers are around 5 bucks.

Dances are air dances and are $20. Dancer quality is pretty low and they tend to not be friendly. Once in a while they get a hottie desperate enough to stay around for a minute.

Usually they have 1-4 dancers. 1 is not uncommon. Don't get your hopes up. Some of them don't even go nude.