the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I decided to stop at this club friday night. As described before the small parking area is right infront visisble from the road~ A big negative.The club is very small and shady. Their is no entry charge. Once you go in, the stages and the dance areas are to the left. Their are two stages and both had girls dancing on them. Their were about 5-6 girls who were about 4-5 with an exception of one who was 8, but she was the busiest one and I dint get a chance to talk to her. Meanwhile the others kept hushing for private dances, half an hour for $300 didnot take any, the price came down to $ 200 and finally how much do you want to pay. I wasnt interested and left the place to Jiggles.
Still search continues for a high milage strip club in Portland. any suggestions!!

My friend and I went in on a weeknite around 11pm, for a quick visit. Keep in mind we were not intending to spend much money just check it out. The place was pretty dead except for a group of mexicans the girls were attending to. Nice looking club. Not sleazy. We stayed through a rotation of girls. The girls were very attractive in the cute next door way. There must have been about 6 of them. We left after about 45 minutes on to the location. Wanted to get a dance but didn't. Was quoted $250 for a private vip show. Maybe nexttime when I have more alcohol in my system. Even though it was dead we figured it must have picked up later to support such a staff of attractive dancers.

Visited at about 1:45am on Tuesday night, the sign on the door said they closed at 3am. The club was dark, smoky, one dancer working on a stage at a time. The parking lot was right off of Canyon Road, not much privacy if you didn't want to be seen going in. :-) No cover charge, I don't know if this is normal or due to the late hour.

The first dancer I saw was lean, very toned, small breasts (which I like). She pulled a female customer wearing Mardi Gras beads up onto the stage with her, and slowly undressed the customer - first took off her shirt, worked the pole a bit while the customer got used to being shirtless, then took off the customer's bra... It was very fun, though I'm guessing you probably don't see customers on stage at times other than Mardi Gras. The dancer was great. She was followed by a blonde with a slightly softer build, but still looked good; the blonde was very good, sensual on stage, gave guys at the rail an excellent view and a lot of contact. I took the first dancer into the back room for some lap dances, she was great! Excellent contact, very sensual. I had to keep my hands tucked under my legs, was told that I could use them and touch if I took her to the VIP room. I declined, this time - the VIP room is $250 per half hour, lap dances are $20 per dance.

My only big complaint that keeps me from rating it a ten: very, very low light in the lap dance area, my dancer was showing my some great things that I couldn't quite see well. She was very accomodating, adjusted to the light as best she could so I could see, gave a great dance - overall I'd give her dance (but not the club) a perfect 10.

A big improvement over Wildcats(the former club in this location). Better looking younger(which I like) girls, better dance areas, did I mention the girls? OK, they were hustleing pretty good the friday night I was in. New private dance area( 4 song shows + extras) started at 300. But the regular dance area behind the stage area was private and little used. All the better for those of us who got some dances. I'll check it out for sure my next trip to the west side.