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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

First time at Nikki's the bar is a real small town type of bar....but I didn't come for the atmosphere. The drinks were cheap and the girls were very friendly and attentive. There weren't any 8-10's but the two girls I had certainly put a smile on my face. Amy and Erica were both worth it and were both freindly and funny and left me thinking I have to visit this place again on my way down the 401. Worth the side trip off the highway

Make no mistake about it, this is a dive bar so I felt at home. If I remember right, Blue is $5, Crown and water was $7. Our first waitress was so slow. I could have brewed beer faster than she fetched it. The second one was much better but not outstanding.

However! The dancers are pretty hot and friendly. There were quite a few so many of them sat and socialize, even on a busy Friday night. There was a nice mix racially as well as body shape. Nothing over an 8 but nothing below a 5 either.

There just isn't any stage tipping. I don't remember seeing a single guy go up and tip.

The VIP looks like its outfitted with used college furniture. Looking past that, the nude lappers in the semi-private booths are pretty decent. With 3 strippers, I got 3 different levels of mileage. First one stroked me through my pants some and let me pet the kitty. Second one was pretty tame, just groping for the most part. Third one stuck her kitty in my face, I would have dined but it was after 1am, how fresh can it be? So I fingered her for most of two songs.

We left at close. We stopped by the gas station (Esso?) on the way back into town and within 3 minutes, about half the dancers came through buys cigs. I talked to my 3rd there for a minute. I think I could have hooked up had I tried. So that's the last chance OTC hook-up spot.

Visited Nikki's on a Sunday, (other clubs in London are not open on Sundays). Things don't change here to much, doormen, bartenders, waitstaff are some of my favorites, they do a good job and there never seems to be any trouble here. Girls are a mixed bag, a lot of the old who have been there as long as the dated furniture, many from TO, east euro, asians, blacks in quite a few shapes and sizes. The furniture in the private area is awful, they should have a chiropractor on-site after being on those couches. For the most part about what you expect from a "country" strip club.

It has been a while since I have been back at Nikkis. The place hasn't changed much, no surprise there. It is still the same old country strip joint, although with all the deveolpment around Woodstock, I assume that will change. They still have the same mix of skanky and sweet, mostly skanky on this night. There seem to be more black girls every time I come here. The staff is still friendly and the beer is still cold. Didn't have any offers of extras although everyone says its available from the "right" girls. My guess is that it is the wrong girls. Always ok for a beer and some nudity.