the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was in Detroit recently and went across the river to Windsor 2 times to check out strip clubs. I will be adding reviews of all of them over the next several weeks.

Unfortunatly Jasons was my least favorite club in Windsor out of the 4 I went to and the reason why would be so easy for the club to fix... a bright light rope around the edge of the stage.

The club is nice enough and easy to find, staff was pleasant and the dancers were hot. Maybe 6 or more, but I was not there long. No Cover, beer was normal $7 for the area. This is a nude club.

The stage is about 3 feet high and no seating right at the stage, but a tables around the base of the stage. Then, that rope light. It surrounds the stage and is very bright, so in a darkened room it is glaring and makes it hard to see. Just annoying and too bright, made the place uncomfortable for me. I stayed for a couple of dances, tried to find a spot without that light in my eyes, and left.

I did tell one waitress that the light was too bright and she said lots of customers complained about this ! Strange that they would not fix!

some friends of mine were in here in the afternoon on a saturday. one of my friends had a cigar and upon trying to light it up, was informed it was no smoking, which was fine. We then were asked if we wanted to buy some beers, to which we replied we wanted a pitcher. Well, they then informed us that they dont sell pitchers. One of us asked, what kind of bar doesnt sell pitchers. Upon hearing this, the waitress, who by the way, resembled gary coleman, went to the manager, who being the thug he is, came out with a sleeveless army shirt,tats up and down his arm and the obligatory fake bling around his neck. He grabs a mic and gets on it saying "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, get the fuck out of my club". i was rolling on the floor laughing, and apparently didnt get up in time, because he started to push us out. after words were exchanged (mostly from him to us), we left, with him following us, still running his mouth.

i will not ever go back there. the girls were 3's at the most. the manager was a complete prick. save your money from going there. much better time at cheetahs.

just save your money and go to the clubs in detroit. Jason's is a dump and should be shut down.

Stopped in with my wife for my birthday on a Saturday night while visiting the Casino. Arrived around 10:30 and stayed until after midnight. There were several other ladies in there, mostly a younger crowd, and sort of rowdy. We had a great time. There were about 8 or 10 dancers all were in the 7 to 9 range except for one skanky blond that didn't fit in. Even my wife pointed that out. Her aside the waitresses and staff were friendly. Drinks were the same price as where we were staying and the dancers were mostly beautiful. I had not been here in about 10 years but I thought it was still a great strip joint. We will be back.

Checked out Jason's while working in Detroit. Club is nice but very dark. There were 8 or 10 dancers ranging from 5-7. None of the dancers put on a very good stage show but we were also not hit up for private dancers either. Don't know how much the VIP was but there was a room in the back. My friend the Dr. and I were not impressed and departed after the 3rd dance and went to Cheeta's down the street.