the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place or Jason's is the best in Windsor.

I like the layout of Jason's better to be honest, but the dancers are probably about the same. They tend to be a little more liberal here than Jason's.

Place gets crowded, and some of the better looking girls keep to themselves so getting a private dance can be hard.

The private dancers vary in terms of what they do during private dances. A couple of them like to keep it professional and just dance there and really don't do much else. But you can also get a few gems here who will have some contact and really go the extra mile to make it special for you.

On the whole the girls are all a little better than average. a couple of them are really good looking, but they know it too. They aren't stuck up at all, but just don't seem as into it when they are on stage.

Cheetah's was much better than Jason's. Very nice and well lit club. More dancers perhaps 15. It was a Thursday night with a fair crowd. Stage dancers were good with a good show for a tip at the rail. Lay on your back with a Canadian coin in your mouth and get a good view when the girl takes if from you. VIP dances were $20 but the area was like an open phone booth with no privacy. We were told on the weekend the upstairs is open and better VIP upstairs. Do no know for sure we did not actually see but the downstairs area was not good. The VIP is why I only gave a 7 otherwise a 9.

Who said there is no contact in Canada? It is true that some girls maintain their distance but some, like Amber, a sultry French Canadian from Montreal, grinded with the best of them. Small club with one stage but with what seemed like old telephone booths in the back where the girls got completely naked and showed their stuff. No shyness noted. Only club we went to in Windsor so I can't speak to the others but go on Tuesdays when the dances are only $10 Canadian. Drink beer though as the cocktails are watered down.

Should have came here first! Best selection of girls by far, no contest! Some real hotties who know how to dance! Lots of younger looking Barbie Doll types (my favorite), they've reopened the upstairs section, last time I was here it was closed for some reason. Decent crowd compared to the other clubs down the street. If you want to go to at least one club when in Windsor make sure it's this one!