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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I was there with a group of friends on Saturday 8-06. Club is very well layed out, nice sound system... maybe just a bit dark. Service was slow I ended up going to the bar myself for my first beer ($4.50 cdn) There were several attractive and mostly willowy girls and the requisite spiel from the DJ about " tipping the dancers and waitresses" and "Keep your hands at the side".

One lady really caught my attention: JADE, a slender blonde who wore glasses. She was just a little more into what she was doing than the other ladies, seemed to have some stage presence. I tipped her onstage, tipped her again... asked her for a couple of dances in the VIP lounge ($20) and I'm damn glad I did. It was all air mileage which you expect in Windsor, but she made a point of moving in as close as possible and saw that you saw everything... extremely intimate time with a classy girl. She's the reason this club is getting a six rather than a four. Unfortunately she only works two days a week.

Overall its a low key club off the beaten track that just lacks energy of other Windsor strip clubs... which is a shame because it has alot going for it.

Seeing only one review here I decided to head out on a Wednesday night with a friend to see what the place is like. For cleanliness the place gets a 10. Apparently it's a more recent build and hence hasn't had the time to get scummy. I went on a Wednesday night and me and my friend were the only two guys in the bar. We sat down for a drink and the dances started. The placed filled a little bit and, at most, had 10 people in it. The women were fine, with most being in the 7 range with one 5 and one 10 (who you could tell knew it!). Eventually, everyone left again, so I invited the dancers back to my table and bought shots for everyone. My friend and I mingled for a good hour with everyone, had a couple of dances (the usual Windsor "air" dances, though it appeared there was no one really monitoring the rooms.) It was a very casual night and I met a lot of great people. I hope to come back on another night to see what a weekend would be like. All in all, it was a good, not great time, and definately one of the more casual experiences I've had a club. Go give it a try and help put butts in seats!

went there on a weekday night. Place is deserted, with only one dancer on stage. No cover charge. Maybe I went at the wrong time. since there is no contact allowed, i didnt see anyone getting any private dances.